Joe Biden

[Jason]

1 hour ago, cals said:

If you partied with @Jasonit just feels like you’d be explaining shit to him constantly.

When it comes to my alcohol, I know my shit 

[cals]

3 minutes ago, Jason said:

When it comes to my alcohol, I know my shit 

Naw I mean like we’d see a dog and you’d be like “hey is that a hyena?!” and shit like that.

[cals]

By the way I’m kind of hammered at the Denver airport.  My flight got delayed like 90 minutes and I’ve been drinking since 3.  Black dude next to me just blurted out “ah man, I’m feeling good!” Bartender says “you feeling good?” And he says “gooooood.”

[Lou]

Just now, cals said:

By the way I’m kind of hammered at the Denver airport.  My flight got delayed like 90 minutes and I’ve been drinking since 3.  Black dude next to me just blurted out “ah man, I’m feeling good!” Bartender says “you feeling good?” And he says “gooooood.”

I love drunk black dudes. 

[Kotchman]

9 minutes ago, cals said:

By the way I’m kind of hammered at the Denver airport.  My flight got delayed like 90 minutes and I’ve been drinking since 3.  Black dude next to me just blurted out “ah man, I’m feeling good!” Bartender says “you feeling good?” And he says “gooooood.”

Ask him if he knows Taylor 

[cals]

20 minutes ago, Lou said:

I love drunk black dudes. 

He was just telling me about going to some giant’s rave in Vegas this weekend and how he has all his drugs in checked bags and he’s worried about it.  Nice guy though.  

[cals]

15 minutes ago, Kotchman said:

Ask him if he knows Taylor 

He’s kind of like a skinny tony Gwynn with dreads so he seems like the kind of black guy Taylor would be comfortable with.

[gotbeer]

27 minutes ago, cals said:

By the way I’m kind of hammered at the Denver airport.  My flight got delayed like 90 minutes and I’ve been drinking since 3.  Black dude next to me just blurted out “ah man, I’m feeling good!” Bartender says “you feeling good?” And he says “gooooood.”

 

Scanning news feeds for drunk guy causes disturbance at Denver airport.  Or drunk guy gets plane diverted back to Denver Airport.  Or Drunk guy caught making love to a hyena, calls him Sparky.

[Tank]

Drunk guy in Denver airport gets stuck climbing into baggage conveyor system. 

[Lou]

11 minutes ago, cals said:

He was just telling me about going to some giant’s rave in Vegas this weekend and how he has all his drugs in checked bags and he’s worried about it.  Nice guy though.  

I'm pretty sure that's allowed.

[cals]

Still delayed 

[cals]

19 minutes ago, gotbeer said:

 

Scanning news feeds for drunk guy causes disturbance at Denver airport.  Or drunk guy gets plane diverted back to Denver Airport.  Or Drunk guy caught making love to a hyena, calls him Sparky.

You know, oddly enough, I’m not a “cause problems” drunk.

[gotbeer]

1 minute ago, cals said:

You know, oddly enough, I’m not a “cause problems” drunk.

 

Drunk guy climbs on top of British Airway plane.

[cals]

Boarded!

[cals]

Slow cooked rib of beef sounds nice.

[cals]

The people in business class are just better.

[cals]

Only thing that sucks is that I usually fly out of LAX and have celebs with me.  Had to connect in Denver so these are just regular folks who have made very good life decisions.

[Lou]

3 minutes ago, cals said:

The people in business class are just better.

No big chicks?

[cals]

Just now, Lou said:

No big chicks?

I assume there are some in coach.  But this is Denver not Dallas.  Say what you will about democrats but the bluer the state the skinnier the (white) chicks.

[Lou]

Just now, cals said:

I assume there are some in coach.  But this is Denver not Dallas.  Say what you will about democrats but the bluer the state the skinnier the (white) chicks.

@St1ck you want to help him with this?

[katie]

1 hour ago, cals said:

He was just telling me about going to some giant’s rave in Vegas this weekend and how he has all his drugs in checked bags and he’s worried about it.  Nice guy though.  

My coworker is going to EDC too

[katie]

31 minutes ago, cals said:

Slow cooked rib of beef sounds nice.

Sir, where are your pants 

[Kotchman]

7 minutes ago, Katie said:

Sir, where are your pants ?

Fixed

[St1ck]

36 minutes ago, cals said:

I assume there are some in coach.  But this is Denver not Dallas.  Say what you will about democrats but the bluer the state the skinnier the (white) chicks.

 

35 minutes ago, Lou said:

@St1ck you want to help him with this?

Big butt. You know, can't fly coach.

[cals]

Man this is the worst biz class crew ever.  I just want another beer and my food and then crash and they’re picking their arses.