Carjacker picks wrong car to jack

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

He picked a car containing three football players from the University of New Mexico.

Man accused of trying to carjack three New Mexico football players

They gave the guy a ride, but he pulled a gun on them and ordered them out of the car. When he fumbled with the gun, it was on.

[Blarg]

After the swelling goes down that dude will actually be uglier.

[arch stanton]

One of my rules to live by is never give a ride to anyone with neck tattoos

[Lou]

35 minutes ago, arch stanton said:

One of my rules to live by is never give a ride to anyone with neck tattoos

 

That's unfortunate. I was just about to ask if you could give my friend a ride to work

[arch stanton]

5 minutes ago, Lou said:

 

That's unfortunate. I was just about to ask if you could give my friend a ride to work

Sorry man, that street corner is out of my way

[Amazing Larry]

There's some daddy issues inside that head.

[Brandon]

and I love it.

I miss our international trash conspiracy thread.

[Stradling]

2 minutes ago, Brandon said:

and I love it.

I miss our international trash conspiracy thread.

You should start a club.  

 

 

 

 

Please.

[AngelsLongBall]

7 hours ago, Stradling said:

You should start a club.  

 

 

 

 

Please.

Sorry I missed you on the initial go round

[Stradling]

Just now, AngelsLongBall said:

Sorry I missed you on the initial go round

You better watch your ass 

 

 

 

 

Figuratively.  

[JAHV76]

2 hours ago, Stradling said:

You better watch your ass 

 

 

 

 

Figuratively.  

Angles Long Ball is double jointed? 

[yk9001]

Great pic of the carjacker

[ten ocho recon scout]

On 8/19/2017 at 9:38 PM, arch stanton said:

One of my rules to live by is never give a ride to anyone with neck tattoos

 

[CaliAngel]

That fakeup chick looks like she has STD's that I don't even know the names of, and those knuckle tattoos really complete the ensemble for a winner. 

Is that *grime* under her fake thumbnail? 

*shudders*

[ten ocho recon scout]

12 hours ago, CaliAngel said:

That fakeup chick looks like she has STD's that I don't even know the names of, and those knuckle tattoos really complete the ensemble for a winner. 

Is that *grime* under her fake thumbnail? 

*shudders*

Yeah, but would you?

[Thomas]

To be fair nobody else in the state would have been able to recognize players from the UNM football team either. Albuquerque is turning into real life GTA. Including mind-numbingly stupid drivers (motherfucking son of a bitch ... )

[Blarg]

My sister moved to Albuquerque and the luster wore off in a few weeks. It took her four years to move back to California and is thankful she could. My son describes it as Ed Hardy Town.

[Thomas]

Just now, Blarg said:

My sister moved to Albuquerque and the luster wore off in a few weeks. It took her four years to move back to California and is thankful she could. My son describes it as Ed Hardy Town.

Pretty accurate. Tolerable enough to work in (especially on an AFB) but I sure as hell wouldn't live here.