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[gotbeer]

‘Alien Corpse’ Discovered Near Nuclear Power Plant

[Tank]

 

• Man suffering from constipation for 10 years has 11-pound stool removed

 

 

ten years?!?!? how is that even possible????

[Redondo]

Arby's apologizes after officer is denied service for being a cop

[Redondo]

 

Angels Closer Huston Street Is Renting Out Austin Home for $10K a Month

[Redondo]

Python vs. cobra: Epic battle on Singapore street

[Redondo]

• Police: Student, 14, armed with gun frees hostages held at US school

PHILIPPI, West Virginia –  A 14-year-old boy held 29 students and a teacher at gunpoint in a West Virginia high school classroom Tuesday afternoon before he released them after negotiations and surrendered, authorities said. No injuries were reported.

 

Barbour County Schools Superintendent Jeffrey Woofter credited the teacher for maintaining control when classes were about to change and praised the Philippi police chief for talking the suspect into giving up.

[gotbeer]

The Foolproof Trick to Stop A Cut Avocado Turning Brown

 

Hmm.  Never heard of their best method before, using an onion.  Will have to try it.  

[gotbeer]

Star Wars’ BB-8 by Sphero Is the Droid You’re Looking For

[Sully151]

Star Wars’ BB-8 by Sphero Is the Droid You’re Looking For

Not going to lie, my kids are going to be getting a lot of Star Wars toys for Christmas, but this will be mine.

Edited September 3, 2015 by Sully151

[Tank]

for those of you looking for a date with Giada De Laurentis.

 

https://celebrity.yahoo.com/news/giada-laurentiis-officially-divorced-owes-ex-husband-tons-023008029.html

Edited September 4, 2015 by Tank

[Tank]

What I feel like during the first week with students:

 

https://vine.co/v/eHm1nOEtjeu

 

ha. the older i get, the more i hate the first week of school.

 

i'm always relieved to get to october.

[Redondo]

for those of you looking for a date with Giada De Laurentis.

 

https://celebrity.yahoo.com/news/giada-laurentiis-officially-divorced-owes-ex-husband-tons-023008029.html

 

Can you imagine being her ex and getting all that money from your wife? He got the house, monthly child support and half all the money she made.

[Redondo]

SCHILLING EJECTED
ESPN suspends analyst
for rest of baseball season

[Redondo]

ARBY'S FLAP FALLOUT
Restaurant manager fired over snub of Florida cop

 

[Redondo]

City paying officer who hasn't worked since 1993

 

Maritta Adley, 57, has not worked a day with the Harrisburg Police Bureau since 1993. However, she is not a former employee. She is still on the city's payroll under its workers' compensation program, and has been for 22 years.

 

She currently makes more than $70,000.

 

[Redondo]

1st of Tanzanian Albino kids with missing limbs goes home

[Redondo]

TOPLESS AND CUFFED
Times Square painted lady allegedly offered cop sex

[Blarg]

• Police: Student, 14, armed with gun frees hostages held at US school

PHILIPPI, West Virginia – A 14-year-old boy held 29 students and a teacher at gunpoint in a West Virginia high school classroom Tuesday afternoon before he released them after negotiations and surrendered, authorities said. No injuries were reported.

Barbour County Schools Superintendent Jeffrey Woofter credited the teacher for maintaining control when classes were about to change and praised the Philippi police chief for talking the suspect into giving up.</p>

Anyone else fed up with the press using the word suspect when there is no doubt this kid held a classroom at gunpoint? He is not suspected of doing this, he ****ing did it.

[Redondo]

Designers make man born without right hand an innovative prosthesis

 

[gotbeer]

for those of you looking for a date with Giada De Laurentis.

 

https://celebrity.yahoo.com/news/giada-laurentiis-officially-divorced-owes-ex-husband-tons-023008029.html

 

Tank, set up the lunch meeting with her.  

 

Oh, and another thing.  I always found it odd, that when this divorce thing was going on, Giada's spaghetti sauce disappeared from Target.  Supposedly it was because the contract was over.  Which makes some sense, but doesn't account for it never coming back anywhere else.  I bet that now that this divorce is finalized, you will see her stuff back on the shelves again.  Man that stuff was delish.

[gotbeer]

Terrible Woman Berating Food Staff Meets Instant Justice

 

 

This is Amerca!!!!  Get it right the first time.  

[gotbeer]

Buffalo Wild Wings is making a sauce with Mountain Dew

 

Too bad Tank is afraid of animals.

[Tank]

Tank, set up the lunch meeting with her.  

 

Oh, and another thing.  I always found it odd, that when this divorce thing was going on, Giada's spaghetti sauce disappeared from Target.  Supposedly it was because the contract was over.  Which makes some sense, but doesn't account for it never coming back anywhere else.  I bet that now that this divorce is finalized, you will see her stuff back on the shelves again.  Man that stuff was delish.

 

a meeting with her would not be productive, GB. i believe she's now sleeping with bobby flay. he recently divorced, also, and the two of them have been seen socially a few times in recent months.

[Tank]

Buffalo Wild Wings is making a sauce with Mountain Dew

 

Too bad Tank is afraid of animals.

 

 

Tank is more afraid of kidney stones.

[Redondo]

WHY DID THEY PERISH?
60K antelope die in 4 days, baffling scientists