Temporarily ending my Arte/Angels boycott

[nate]

For this magic. 

[Blarg]

This is the first we've heard about it. 

[Stradling]

3 minutes ago, nate said:

For this magic. 

So you ended your boycott to share a stupid meme? Cool.  

[Blarg]

He was boycotting? 

[Chuck]

Welcome back @nate!!

[Taylor]

8 minutes ago, Blarg said:

This is the first we've heard about it. 

I was going to say, "Raise your hand if you knew nate was boycotting."

[Stradling]

If I’m being honest I assumed he left for political reasons, like Glen.  

[Angel Oracle]

Next step: InNOut in Wisconsin 

Welcome back, Nate!

Edited March 22, 2023 by Angel Oracle

[Stradling]

8 minutes ago, Angel Oracle said:

Next step: InNOut in Wisconsin 

No

[nate]

33 minutes ago, Stradling said:

If I’m being honest I assumed he left for political reasons, like Glen.  

For terrible owner reasons

[arch stanton]

3 minutes ago, nate said:

For terrible owner reasons

That’s funny from someone with a Chelsea avatar 

[Chuck]

1 hour ago, nate said:

For terrible owner reasons

Hopefully not terrible website owner reasons. 

[TroutField]

Team USA Had the same issues the Angels have had, can’t get the big hit when they need to and the pitching is suspect. 

[beatlesrule]

9 minutes ago, TroutField said:

Team USA Had the same issues the Angels have had, can’t get the big hit when they need to and the pitching is suspect. 

They allowed three runs to Japan. 2 the game before.

[T.G.]

I don't know if we'll ever recover from Nate's boycott.

[Revad]

Changed the course of board history.

[ScruffytheJanitor]

This board has become an all-Arte waste land in your absence. It is believed that soon after you left, a type of pro-Arte mania has spread and is only getting worse. 

Factions have begun to splinter the movement, however. Stradling is crowdfunding a golden Arte statue in Long Beach in an effort to get him to move the team, while inside Pitch moved to Los Vegas, gambling away his fortune in an ill-fated attempt to win enough money to build a stadium there. TDawg and Lou have begun working their way up the corporate ladder at Del Taco, only sending the occasional cryptic text to provide updates. However, they are both have to take so many opiates to deal with the pain of working in Del Taco's cooperate offices that their messages are gibberish and no one knows what their goals or methods are. 

Meanwhile, It was revealed in a court filing by the ATF that Chuck moved only to open his new compound -- called "Heavens Home Plate Gate "-- and has appointed Second Base and Blarg as his priests. They further allege that Rodondo is going to be sacrificed at the opening of the compound, though Chuck -- sorry, HIGH PRIEST AND KEEPER OF THE RELICS Chuck -- has denied these rumors, insisting that he would never sacrifice a human, would only offer a racoon or turtle or, at worst, Taylor as his offering. 

Thank God you have come back to restore order. 

[Revad]

12 minutes ago, ScruffytheJanitor said:

Chuck -- has denied these rumors, insisting that he would never sacrifice a human, would only offer a racoon or turtle or, at worst, Taylor as his offering.

Sacrifices are discouraged because the metrics are not good.  Plus walks are a fake stat.

[Blarg]

Looks like @nate returned to his boycott.

[Taylor]

2 hours ago, ScruffytheJanitor said:

This board has become an all-Arte waste land in your absence. It is believed that soon after you left, a type of pro-Arte mania has spread and is only getting worse. 

Factions have begun to splinter the movement, however. Stradling is crowdfunding a golden Arte statue in Long Beach in an effort to get him to move the team, while inside Pitch moved to Los Vegas, gambling away his fortune in an ill-fated attempt to win enough money to build a stadium there. TDawg and Lou have begun working their way up the corporate ladder at Del Taco, only sending the occasional cryptic text to provide updates. However, they are both have to take so many opiates to deal with the pain of working in Del Taco's cooperate offices that their messages are gibberish and no one knows what their goals or methods are. 

Meanwhile, It was revealed in a court filing by the ATF that Chuck moved only to open his new compound -- called "Heavens Home Plate Gate "-- and has appointed Second Base and Blarg as his priests. They further allege that Rodondo is going to be sacrificed at the opening of the compound, though Chuck -- sorry, HIGH PRIEST AND KEEPER OF THE RELICS Chuck -- has denied these rumors, insisting that he would never sacrifice a human, would only offer a racoon or turtle or, at worst, Taylor as his offering. 

Thank God you have come back to restore order. 

10/10, would read again.

[The Ghost of Bob Starr]

This thread is gold.  Any update?