Would you rather . . .

[Redondo]

Language

To be able to travel and converse with everyone fluently would be wonderful. Think of all the people you could meet and talk to.

[Blarg]

Yeah but you could finally beat this kid in a duel.

[HanfordGuy]

I would say music, chicks dig musicians…

Plus I’m already fluent in the international language…LOVE.

[Erumpent]

I would choose to ace in musical instruments. I prefer to be mute than keep blabbering in uncountable langugages. I could then play in multiple YT channels and earn millions.

[Jason]

On 4/17/2022 at 3:48 PM, Lou said:

You know who doesn't care if you can play the clarinet?  Finland's Prime Minister ...

I’d let her practice the skin flute on me 

[T.G.]

I really don't care if I talk to people in another language... so, I guess musical instruments would be my choice.

[Taylor]

Would you rather spend the next 5 years with your family and friends, but then never see them again, OR not see any friends and family for the next 10 years, starting today, but then you can see them for the rest of your life after those 10 years.

[T.G.]

31 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Would you rather spend the next 5 years with your family and friends, but then never see them again, OR not see any friends and family for the next 10 years, starting today, but then you can see them for the rest of your life after those 10 years.

Sorry to hear you're going to jail.  What crime did you commit?

[Taylor]

16 minutes ago, True Grich said:

Sorry to hear you're going to jail.  What crime did you commit?

Caring too much. It carries a steep sentence these days.

[Tank]

55 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Would you rather spend the next 5 years with your family and friends, but then never see them again, OR not see any friends and family for the next 10 years, starting today, but then you can see them for the rest of your life after those 10 years.

hey, start your own thread, bozo!

[Tank]

and don't bend over to pick up the soap.

[Jason]

59 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Would you rather spend the next 5 years with your family and friends, but then never see them again, OR not see any friends and family for the next 10 years, starting today, but then you can see them for the rest of your life after those 10 years.

My dad is 78 and my mom is 73 so 10 years is not a for sure thing for them but other than that I'll choose the latter 

[Jason]

4 minutes ago, Tank said:

and don't bend over to pick up the soap.

What happens if he does? 

[Tank]

4 minutes ago, Jason said:

What happens if he does? 

nothing good.

[Taylor]

28 minutes ago, Tank said:

hey, start your own thread, bozo!

I thought this thread was going to be people answering and asking Would You Rather questions. It would give it more staying power.

[Taylor]

23 minutes ago, Jason said:

What happens if he does? 

I'll be thanked by my showermate who has back issues and can't bend over, earning me likebility among the prison population. 

[Jason]

Just now, Taylor said:

I'll be thanked by my showermate who has back issues and can't bend over, earning me likebility among the prison population. 

That sounds like a good thing. Tank thinks only bad things will happen 

[Jason]

1 minute ago, Taylor said:

I thought this thread was going to be people answering and asking Would You Rather questions. It would give it more staying power.

I'm with you on this one 

[Jason]

These questions could get weird 

Edited April 19, 2022 by Jason

[Taylor]

9 minutes ago, Jason said:

That sounds like a good thing. Tank thinks only bad things will happen 

Usually he's more optimistic than this. I think he's salty because I kind of usurped his thread.

I'm sorry, Tank. Please forgive me. I'll (sigh) eat an eggplant or something to get back into your good graces.

[Tank]

2 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Usually he's more optimistic than this. I think he's salty because I kind of usurped his thread.

I'm sorry, Tank. Please forgive me. I'll (sigh) eat an eggplant or something to get back into your good graces.

forgiveness comes at the salad bar, young man. one week detention at the local sizzler salad bar for you and forgiveness will be granted.

and there needs to be photographic evidence for absolution.

[Tank]

15 minutes ago, Taylor said:

I'll be thanked by my showermate who has back issues and can't bend over, earning me likebility among the prison population. 

[Taylor]

27 minutes ago, Tank said:

forgiveness comes at the salad bar, young man. one week detention at the local sizzler salad bar for you and forgiveness will be granted.

and there needs to be photographic evidence for absolution.

I'd rather go to prison and pick up the soap for seven days straight.

[T.G.]

It's a shame how some people can't stay on topic.

[Tank]

1 hour ago, Taylor said:

I'd rather go to prison and pick up the soap for seven days straight.

photographic evidence of this will not be accepted or tolerated.