Gender Reveal Parties

[red321]

Is this not one of the stupidest "inventions" of the last decade?

And I'm sure we can all be excited this assclown has passed on his dna

 

[tdawg87]

In China they have pretty cool gender reveal parties. If it's a boy, they send blue origami flowers throughout the air. If it's a girl, they all take turns beating the wife in the stomach with nunchucks.

[arch stanton]

To me, other people’s kids are about the least interesting thing on the planet 

[T.G.]

Looks more like an idiot reveal party, IMO.

[Taylor]

7 hours ago, tdawg87 said:

In China they have pretty cool gender reveal parties. If it's a boy, they send blue origami flowers throughout the air. If it's a girl, they all take turns beating the wife in the stomach with nunchucks.

This is an epic post.

[Taylor]

3 hours ago, True Grich said:

Looks more like an idiot reveal party, IMO.

I think this guy already proved himself to be an idiot.

[tdawg87]

That's the beard of virginity.

[Tank]

like a lot of things, the gender reveal announcements have gotten out of control. it's like high school guys trying to outdo each other asking some chick to prom.

[Taylor]

5 hours ago, tdawg87 said:

That's the beard of virginity.

Looks like Mike Napoli.

[Lou]

[Adam]

Assuming one's baby's gender before he/she/we/they decide what it is seems pretty MAGA nazi to me

[Tank]

3 hours ago, Adam said:

Assuming one's baby's gender before he/she/we/they decide what it is seems pretty MAGA nazi to me

exactly. these really shouldn't happen until the baby is at least 3 years old and can tell us themselves.

[tdawg87]

18 hours ago, Taylor said:

Looks like Mike Napoli.

Amish Mike Napoli. 

"That strikeout brought to you....By Mennonite!"

[Vegas Halo Fan]

8 hours ago, Adam said:

Assuming one's baby's gender before he/she/we/they decide what it is seems pretty MAGA nazi to me

 From Monty Python's The Meaning of Life:

Mother: Is it a boy or a girl?

Doctor: I think it's a little early to be imposing roles on it, don't you?

[Taylor]

In Portland, gender reveal parties happen when the child turns 13.

[Taylor]

That came out wrong.

[Taylor]

So did that. I'll stop now.

[Angelsjunky]

On 7/9/2019 at 7:08 AM, tdawg87 said:

In China they have pretty cool gender reveal parties. If it's a boy, they send blue origami flowers throughout the air. If it's a girl, they all take turns beating the wife in the stomach with nunchucks.

Nice try, except both orgiami and nunchaku are Japanese, not Chinese. I guess Bruce Lee culturally appropriate "nunchucks" to inspire boners for 12-year old boys.

[tdawg87]

7 minutes ago, Angelsjunky said:

Nice try, except both orgiami and nunchaku are Japanese, not Chinese. I guess Bruce Lee culturally appropriate "nunchucks" to inspire boners for 12-year old boys.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these

[Lou]

1 hour ago, tdawg87 said:

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these

I love the classics 

[Jason]

Gender parties are stupid. Is the whole process not enough attention for them? Nobody else gives a crap what gender your kid is.

[halomatt]

Yes.  Stupid. 

 

Like "Prom-posals".  Literally, just say you like the girl/guy and ask them.  Why does it have to be a big ass poster and and Oreo cookie pie??? What.  The.  F*ck?

(I'm in a pissy mood today.)

[Tank]

2 hours ago, halomatt said:

Yes.  Stupid. 

 

Like "Prom-posals".  Literally, just say you like the girl/guy and ask them.  Why does it have to be a big ass poster and and Oreo cookie pie??? What.  The.  F*ck?

(I'm in a pissy mood today.)

Have you seen many of those prom-postal’s at school? We went through a year or two of those but the trend has passed, thank goodness.

[halomatt]

1 hour ago, Tank said:

Have you seen many of those prom-postal’s at school? We went through a year or two of those but the trend has passed, thank goodness.

I see them once in a while on social media. They just seem over-the-top and unnecessary to me.  I dunno.  I'm not a kid, so I'm not subject to their flights of fancy.  If only they knew the real world was nothing like their fantasy shit. 

[ten ocho recon scout]

On 7/14/2019 at 5:51 PM, Jason said:

Gender parties are stupid. Is the whole process not enough attention for them? Nobody else gives a crap about your kid.

Fixed.