When Siphoning Gas From a Bus...

[the dude abides]

be sure that you're siphoning from the correct tank:

 

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/australian-thieves-siphon-sewage-tank-petrol-article-1.2504298

 

 

[red321]

bwhahahahahaha....that's friggen awesome.

 

 

Reminds me of a guy I used to work with. He absolutely hated the company we were working for (can't blame him). At the end of the day I saw he had parked his rv in the back of the lot, so I stopped by and had a quick cold one before taking off for the day. He was selling his rv, so he had driven it in to work and was going to drop it off later that evening.

 

The next day I came in to work and there was this brownish stain from the parking lot entrance, weaving around the parking lot (a good sized lot, fit a couple hundred cars, multiple aisles), and ending where his rv was parked the night before. Bits of white paper were intermixed. Everyone had this puzzled look on their face...and I made sure I came nowhere near the stain as I walked in.

 

Sure as shit when he walked in that morning and looked in to my office we both bust out laughing. He realized he had forgot to empty the grey and black water tanks and figured what the hell...it was the closest he would ever get to "shitting" on the company. So, he opened the tanks and took a nice slow drive through the lot on his way out.

 

Crazy ****ing bastard.

[JAHV76]

I rented a Uhaul truck to move my mom to Idaho and stopped in Reno overnight. Some f*ckers siphoned all of the gas out of it and left a two foot garden house in the tank. I hope they lit a smoke afterwards.