When sex with furniture just won't do

[Spirit]

There's this guy:  http://www.philly.com/philly/news/Swiss_cheese_pervert_arrested.html?c=r

 

[Ray McKigney]

Hahaha!!!! That article had me laughing out loud. This is my favorite quote:

 

 "A few years ago he walked up to a couple friends of mine and asked them to help him with the cheese. Then pulled down his pants.” 

[St1ck]

Chicks on OKCupid strike me as more of the Velveeta type. 

[1nutkruk]

Gives new meaning to cutting the cheese.

[Brandon]

After reading the comments here I had to click the link because I thought Geoff was getting too raunchy with dick cheese or smegma.

[Sully151]

Now that's a Philly Cheese Steak.

[IEAngelsfan]

It's only offenseive if he was using limburger cheese.

[HaloMagic]

"I started to compare girls to cheese due to their milky complections [sic], girls are soft, smooth feeling and tend to like dairy products more," the message read. "That and typical advertising, always using a girl to advertise dairy products. So cheese is what I started to use as a replacement for having sex with girls."

Solid logic being employed by this guy.

[Tank]

"I started to compare girls to cheese due to their milky complections [sic], girls are soft, smooth feeling and tend to like dairy products more," the message read. "That and typical advertising, always using a girl to advertise dairy products. So cheese is what I started to use as a replacement for having sex with girls."

Solid logic being employed by this guy.

 

yeah, surprised he's still single.

[NJHalo]

Philadelphia.

 

That explains it.

[halobob]

hahaha, that is hilarious.

[eaterfan]

Philadelphia Creamed Cheese.

[jshep]

So maybe I'm buying the wrong brand of swiss cheese, but it seems to usually have rather small holes in it, so....

[Spirit]

How dangerous would this dude be if he lived in Green Bay?

[Ray McKigney]

How dangerous would this dude be if he lived in Green Bay?

 

Or Switzerland?

[Ray McKigney]

Here's a picture of the guy. He is, I believe, what women (and gheys) refer to as a hunk.

 

 

[Brandon]

definitely has dick cheese

[HaloMagic]

Here's a picture of the guy. He is, I believe, what women (and gheys) refer to as a hunk.

st1ckboy?

[Spirit]

lulz

[tdawg87]

That guy definitely says "awesome" a lot.

[bucbrett]

This man does not represent the citizens of the great Keystone State. I mean, Swiss cheese... what a freak. Everyone knows Bleu is where it's at when you're trying to get your junk jiggled. He must be a transplant.

[JAHV76]

So for breakfast time does he use a bagel and cream cheese?

[Vegas Halo Fan]

How dangerous would this dude be if he lived in Green Bay?

 

Better not pan the stands during a Packer game.

 

Pagano is accused of offering to pay women to put Swiss cheese on his penis and perform sexual acts.

 

One of the saddest pickup strategies I have ever read.

[NJHalo]

Cheese *ucker

[Hollyw00d]

Pepper jack would probably be a bad choice