Indian People

[Adam]

I can’t understand them. Even the ones who have been here for 20 years. It’s a me problem but I don’t think it’s solvable 

[arch stanton]

Just now, Adam said:

I can’t understand them. Even the ones who have been here for 20 years. It’s a me problem but I don’t think it’s solvable 

I've dealt with hundreds of them and I get it. It's like one run-on word sometimes

[Adam]

My new job is literally just sitting in meetings for 6 hours a day not understanding indian people and then reading emails for 2 hours after asking them to email me summaries of what they said in the meetings

[gotbeer]

Being the racist that I am.  I always thought it was strange, in British shows, when they say describe the perp, and they say Asian.  I'm thinking Chinese, Japanese, Korean, etc, then they show an Indian.  Technically I guess they are Asian, but then so is Middle Eastern, and Russians.  Would a Russian consider themselves an Asian or a Caucasian or even a European?

[cals]

33 minutes ago, Adam said:

My new job is literally just sitting in meetings for 6 hours a day not understanding indian people and then reading emails for 2 hours after asking them to email me summaries of what they said in the meetings

I bet they make fun of fat Americans after dealing with you all day.

[Crampknees]

Lot of good looking Indian women but the guys, not sure how they get any. That's KC's department.

They had a Qaren on the news recently screaming at some ladies, obviously from India, to go back to China. My answer is poll the country and a good chance 38% will tell you they are from China. 

 

 

[Rico]

We call them Native-Americans now, Adam. 

[Blarg]

Lock it up.

[Blarg]

51 minutes ago, Adam said:

I can’t understand them. Even the ones who have been here for 20 years. It’s a me problem but I don’t think it’s solvable 

Hire Lou as an interpreter, he watches a lot of Cricket.  

[Jason]

18 minutes ago, Rico said:

We call them Native-Americans now, Adam. 

I assumed he was talking about the Slurpee ones 

[Adam]

28 minutes ago, cals said:

I bet they make fun of fat Americans after dealing with you all day.

I would go on mahgoshygoshwin.com and do the same if my name were Paresh

[Jay]

2 hours ago, Adam said:

My new job is literally just sitting in meetings for 6 hours a day not understanding indian people and then reading emails for 2 hours after asking them to email me summaries of what they said in the meetings

been there done that

[Jason]

2 hours ago, Adam said:

My new job is literally just sitting in meetings for 6 hours a day not understanding indian people and then reading emails for 2 hours after asking them to email me summaries of what they said in the meetings

Indian food is pretty tasty so you may want to arrange one of the meetings that is finished up with a potluck

[St1ck]

9 minutes ago, Jason said:

Indian food is pretty tasty so you may want to arrange one of the meetings that is finished up with a potluck

So he can spend even more time with them?

[Jason]

27 minutes ago, St1ck said:

So he can spend even more time with them?

It’s worth it for food though 

[St1ck]

16 minutes ago, Jason said:

It’s worth it for food though 

No

[Lhalo]

4 hours ago, Rico said:

We call them Native-Americans now, Adam. 

Call centers not casinos.

[Crampknees]

Larry has some dot or feather in him, still not sure which. 

[cals]

21 minutes ago, Crampknees said:

Larry has some dot or feather in him, still not sure which. 

Feather.

[Adam]

And Indian Food sucks. If you tell me you like it I know you're a pretentious fuck

[Blarg]

4 minutes ago, Adam said:

And Indian Food sucks. If you tell me you like it I know you're a pretentious fuck

Always smells and tastes like a dirty armpit. 

[Jay]

Once I needed an Indian dude to sit with me in a phone call to translate what the Indian dudes were saying on the other end, and they were speaking English.

 

[Tank]

45 minutes ago, Adam said:

And Indian Food sucks. If you tell me you like it I know you're a pretentious fuck

i like indian food, and i don't care what you say about me or it. i'll endure your scorn.

there used to be a really good indian fast food place at union station in washington d.c.

 

Edited October 5, 2022 by Tank

[Crampknees]

22 minutes ago, Jay said:

Once I needed an Indian dude to sit with me in a phone call to translate what the Indian dudes were saying on the other end, and they were speaking English.

 

I would rather be on hold with this guy

[Jason]

35 minutes ago, Blarg said:

Always smells and tastes like a dirty armpit. 

I’ve never tasted armpit before so I’ll take your word for it