What Would You Do?

[YESWECAN]

Suppose someone keyed your BMW when it was parked in front of your home (no garage); then you moved it  onto your driveway and it happened again; then you parked it on your lot next to you home and it happened again.

Would you now move it up the street or try something like getting a camera to find the abuser to stop the damages?

You could just keep moving the auto like Scosia juggles the lineup or you could get an improved plan. Maybe a camera to show Josh the differences between his hitting approach this year vs years past-or even a different hitting coach.

[tdawg87]

What

[jshep]

Wait, is this a thread about cars being keyed or baseball?

[nate]

I would buy a gun and shoot them

[nate]

Is Scosia related to a scosh?  Just a scosh?

[Tyler]

I would stay at a Holiday Inn.

[Make Angels Great Again]

I think we have our first hof thread on the new board.

[Willy J.]

I'd work on not being such a loser that people felt the need to key my car.

[AZMike]

I'd work on not being such a loser that people felt the need to key my car.

It's not as if the car was in very good shape to begin with -- the whole interior was already ruined from excessive amount of marinara sauce stains on the upholstery.

[Willy J.]

It's not as if the car was in very good shape to begin with -- the whole interior was already ruined from excessive amount of marinara sauce stains on the upholstery.

 

So it's skips car?  Sorry, missed that.

 

Well then, just need to tip the cap and turn the page and write it off as a fly in the ointment that will get better if we keep it in the lineup.

[Docwaukee]

first day shit. don't hand out your business card with your home address on it if you intend on puma hunting at javiers

[Agalloch]

I wouldn't have such a expensive car to begin with.

[tomsred]

I'd let Josh sit in the BMW and guard it from being keyed.  While he's in there I would make him watch movies of his strikeouts during the season to date on the navigation screen.   

[Docwaukee]

I'd let Josh sit in the BMW and guard it from being keyed.  While he's in there I would make him watch movies of his strikeouts during the season to date on the navigation screen.   

You could still key the bottom half of the car and Josh would miss you.

[Punk]

I don't know. I'd probably park it in the driveway and put a cover over it.

[Blarg]

Ok, who the hell is keying LTH's neighbors car?

[gotbeer]

Who cares about a BMW?  Now if it was two Porsche's by the beach that got keyed...

[Jeff M]

I'd sell the BMW. Wait...that's it!...Arte should sell the team!

[mancini79]

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.

[AZMike]

So it's skips car?  Sorry, missed that.

 

Well then, just need to tip the cap and turn the page and write it off as a fly in the ointment that will get better if we keep it in the lineup.

Sosh is the Valet. He just gets hungry on the job (moving players around in the lineup = rearranging cars in the lineup)

[HaloMilliVanilli]

I live near Portland, OR., so I'd probably just sell the BMW and buy a really sweet 21-speed, racing bike.  You can really get most places downtown if you have a bike.  Plus, the benefit to that is that I could take the bike inside the house.  Probably hang it from a hook off of the ceiling.