University of Southern California Football Thread

[RallyMo]

Hands off Garbers, you filthy bastards.

[AngelsLongBall]

I'm torn about the home opener. Do I do the right thing and attend my son's first soccer game(U6) in the morning, or do I show up 3 hours early at 8am and be hammerfaced before noon. It's rare, the opportunity to grab the brass ring before noon, and not by yourself

[nando714]

thats tough man

on another note. The starting QB will be named this weekend 

[nando714]

Max Browne named starter entering week 1

[Lou]

what a shocker. there is no way in hell he wasn't going to be the choice 

[Lou]

southern cal, in their infinite wisdom, decides to troll Bama by selling these shirts...

 

Alabama, fires right back...

[AngelsLongBall]

Oh Gawd.  Both of those shirts are Charles Barkley turrrrible.

 

[nando714]

Alabama troll shirts have never worked

ask Oregon and Notre Dame. 

This is a 56-0 lock for Bama now 

[AngelsLongBall]

Yeah.  Last time we trolled a murder theme, this happened:

I can't find the meme version of it to post where it said "Murder A Block From Campus" and then we lost what, 4 straight to ucla?

[nate]

[nando714]

The Chosen one 

And this is my favorite one 

[Lou]

i prefer this version 

(CAUTION: Language)

 

[Lou]

11 hours ago, nando714 said:

The Chosen one 

And this is my favorite one 

nada 

[AngelsLongBall]

So I'm going to the first game. Found out his U-6 soccer is only 6 kids. Plenty of other games to attend

[AngelsLongBall]

Osa Masina suspended for violating team rules.  Suggesting that he's under investigation for sexual assault.

Chad Wheeler not starting at LT puckers my bhole something fierce.  Has me seeing Max Browne taking a Barks-Barr hit from the blindside.

[nando714]

Possibly another player not making the trip as well. Rumored 

I like Chuma at LT. Wheeler out saves us at least 50 yds in personal foul penalties 

[nate]

Looks like the Bruins dodged a bullet on rapist Masina.

[nando714]

10 minutes ago, nate said:

Looks like the Bruins dodged a bullet on rapist Masina.

Allegedly 

mique Juarez back with the team yet ?

[nate]

Nope.  The concussion he got in the spring really rattled him apparently.

[nando714]

if you watched coach Helton's post practice presser. The Ktla reporter was a total bitch about the Masina situation. Helton had already addressed it. 

[nate]

Boy, Rapist Masina is a real good dude... http://deadspin.com/report-usc-football-player-raped-woman-twice-snapchat-1786079046?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

[AngelsLongBall]

Not to make light of rape, and I know we throw around the Blazing Saddles memes all the time, if the allegations are true then he needs to go to the landfill.  But I want to know more about forcible oral sex.  Asking for myself

[Lou]

50 minutes ago, AngelsLongBall said:

Not to make light of rape, and I know we throw around the Blazing Saddles memes all the time, if the allegations are true then he needs to go to the landfill.  But I want to know more about forcible oral sex.  Asking for myself

you don't want to do this' ALB.

the last time you tried this your throat was so sore you couldn't talk for a week 

[AngelsLongBall]

27 minutes ago, Lou said:

you don't want to do this' ALB.

the last time you tried this your throat was so sore you couldn't talk for a week 

I totally swung and missed.  I should have said, "asking for my wife"

Thank you for the bouquet of lilies though, it was a nice gesture

[nate]

Another USC rapist sent home http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/17451516/usc-trojans-don-hill-sent-home-amid-sex-assault-allegation