Good Times in Ukraine and Russia

[Kotchman]

7 minutes ago, cals said:

Here is an older photo of us.

The girl in the back has a look of rejection. Is there a back story ?

[Jason]

1 hour ago, cals said:

And he’s giving me free giant beers.

You’re going to have to put out 

[Jason]

1 hour ago, cals said:

I’m at the Hofbräuhaus and hanging with my Serbian buddy that works here.  He sounds like @UndertheHalo.  

 

52 minutes ago, cals said:

Here is an older photo of us.

He doesn’t have bangs in his face though 

[UndertheHalo]

1 minute ago, Jason said:

 

He doesn’t have bangs in his face though 

Jason.  I resent that caricature.  

[cals]

I’m at the Hofbräuhaus again and my buddy sat me at an empty table in his section.  About 10 minutes later 2 extremely hot young women come over and ask if they can share the table.  I say yes of course.  Turns out they are Russian.  We are talking about the war and stuff.  Very interesting to hear their experiences.  Basically they don’t support it, things are shitty because all the shops in the mall closed and they had to get here via Turkey.  Did I mention they’re super hot?

[St1ck]

5 minutes ago, cals said:

I’m at the Hofbräuhaus again and my buddy sat me at an empty table in his section.  About 10 minutes later 2 extremely hot young women come over and ask if they can share the table.  I say yes of course.  Turns out they are Russian.  We are talking about the war and stuff.  Very interesting to hear their experiences.  Basically they don’t support it, things are shitty because all the shops in the mall closed and they had to get here via Turkey.  Did I mention they’re super hot?

Cals about to get honeypotted. 

[cals]

17 minutes ago, St1ck said:

Cals about to get honeypotted. 

No they’re nice

[St1ck]

3 minutes ago, cals said:

No they’re nice

Of course they are. I bet they also laugh at all your jokes and tell you how funny you are.

[Jay]

1 minute ago, St1ck said:

Of course they are. I bet they also laugh at all your jokes and tell you how funny you are.

@cals is thinking with his little head.

[cals]

12 minutes ago, St1ck said:

Of course they are. I bet they also laugh at all your jokes and tell you how funny you are.

Well actually they are doing those things.

[cals]

[Jason]

3 minutes ago, cals said:

Lol, you could be their dad 

[gotbeer]

Cals is so going to wake up missing a kidney.

[cals]

30 minutes ago, Jason said:

Lol, you could be their dad 

You are correct 

[St1ck]

45 minutes ago, cals said:

Last known photo. 

[cals]

1 minute ago, St1ck said:

Last known photo. 

Nope. Had to say goodbye and get my shit and head to the train station for my overnight ride to Amsterdam.  

[St1ck]

1 minute ago, cals said:

Nope. Had to say goodbye and get my shit and head to the train station for my overnight ride to Amsterdam.  

If this is still Cals posting from that phone, prove it. 

[cals]

5 minutes ago, St1ck said:

If this is still Cals posting from that phone, prove it. 

Is ok, I is fine. Please you stop asking now.

[St1ck]

5 minutes ago, cals said:

Is ok, I is fine. Please you stop asking now.

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let Cals go now that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

[cals]

Just now, St1ck said:

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let Cals go now that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

You go and give fucks to yourself 

[Jason]

12 minutes ago, St1ck said:

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let Cals go now that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

[cals]

If you know these man or family, understand he now in possession of Chechen gangster.  Is no funny, they will kills him unless $45.00 USD is paid.  I thought he nice but creepy so I try tell them $38.  Pleas do now.  Is no funny.  Send pleas to isnotchechengsngster@ok.ru

Is no funny.

[tdawg87]

1 hour ago, Jason said:

It's funny because cals is pretty much literally in the plot of Hostel right now. 

But is he the American tourist, or one of the killers?

 

 

 

 

 

Yes.

[St1ck]

15 minutes ago, cals said:

If you know these man or family, understand he now in possession of Chechen gangster.  Is no funny, they will kills him unless $45.00 USD is paid.  I thought he nice but creepy so I try tell them $38.  Pleas do now.  Is no funny.  Send pleas to isnotchechengsngster@ok.ru

Is no funny.

Best I can do is $0.

[Lou]

Just now, tdawg87 said:

It's funny because cals is pretty much literally in the plot of Hostel right now. 

But is he the American tourist, or one of the killers

Yes.

pretty much literally?