Yu no-hitter alert and screws by ump

[russell2626]

Yu just became the third RHP to ever have 5 games of 14+ K's in a season in the division play era. The others? Nolan andPedro

[Hollyw00d]

I'm really glad we got albert instead of this guy, who needs pitching anyway.  Right arte???

[austin724]

**** Yu, the guy is an ugly Japanese porn star.

[Erick McClendon]

I thought porn stars are usually attractive

[silviodante09]

Yu proving once again to be a perfect fit with the Rangers of the 2010s.

 

oh so close...

 

(catchphrase of a joke drumline) 

[Angel Oracle]

**** Yu, the guy is an ugly Japanese porn star.

And about to become in the next few years a many times All-Star, for 40% of the overall money given to Pujols.

[Angel Oracle]

I did make sure to include the rights fee, which put Darvish at the amount you mentioned. 

Granted it is for less seasons, however he is making the most of his first two seasons and is MUCH younger than Pujols in experience (Japan included) and age.

 

And pitching wins championships (as long as just enough disciplined hitting exists), something apparently lost on Arte and JeDi.  

[austin724]

Yes, I think Darvish is an ugly Japanese person.  He goes with the whole Rangers team.  

[Angel Oracle]

Definitely, Oracle.  I agree completely.  I just looked at Pujols' contract closely for the first time, and it's really scary.  

 

• 12:$12M, 13:$16M, 14:$23M, 15:$24M, 16:$25M, 17:$26M, 18:$27M,19:$28M, 20:$29M, 21:$30M

 

Just shows that these monster contracts aren't really built expecting older players to gradually get better into their 40s.

It's a joke.   How are they going to get return on that?     And it hamstrings (along with Hackilton) future contracts to WORTHY players, no matter what some will say.

[obanov]

Yes, I think Darvish is an ugly Japanese person.  He goes with the whole Rangers team.  

 

The Rangers would be no competition for us in a beauty pageant!!!

 

Our players have perfect bodies, perfect locks of dandruff free hair, great smiles and perfect complexions....we just cant pitch, bat, coach, catch, run the bases, and play defense.

[Spirit]

I thought porn stars are usually attractive

 

Ron Jeremy says, "hi."

[Bashbrothers]

It wasn't the umps fault.  It was AJ's fault.  When he caught the ball, instead of framing it his glove dipped down.  Made it look like a ball.

 

That's all on him.

[CaliAngel]

It wasn't the umps fault.  It was AJ's fault.  When he caught the ball, instead of framing it his glove dipped down.  Made it look like a ball.

 

That's all on him.

 

You should relay this tip to AJ because after 15 years of Major League catching he obviously has no clue what he's doing out there.

[YouthofToday]

I recently tested out the new Xbox with Albert. He said he was clowning the league the last 2 years. He will come roaring back in 2014...

[Bashbrothers]

You should relay this tip to AJ because after 15 years of Major League catching he obviously has no clue what he's doing out there.

 

Well, he is one of the worst framers in the major leagues.

 

 

Or do you think AJ wouldn't make mistakes like this?

[Amazing Larry]

This thread title is great if you say it out loud with a Japanese accent.