What You Talkin’ ‘Bout Molly Shannon???

[HanfordGuy]

Molly Shannon Locked Herself in Hotel Bathroom to Escape “Relentless” Gary Coleman

Shannon recalled the disturbing incident on The Howard Stern Show
 

https://consequence.net/2022/04/molly-shannon-locked-herself-in-hotel-bathroom-to-escape-relentless-gary-coleman/
 

Wren Graves

April 13, 2022 | 12:23pm ET

Content warning: This article contains descriptions of sexual assault.

In Molly Shannon’s new book Hello, Molly!, she recalled a disturbing encounter with Diff’rent Strokes star Gary Coleman, though the way she tells it, the incident was not without humor. Back when Shannon was a young, struggling actress, Coleman attempted to sexually assault her, but he was so small that she “didn’t feel physically threatened,” and managed to literally toss him aside.

Shannon detailed the story in an April 12th appearance on The Howard Stern Show. In the late 1980s, the future Saturday Night Live star thought she had caught her big break when she attracted the attention of agent Mark Randall, who also represented Coleman. But a meeting with Randall turned out to be a setup. Coleman joined them, and then the trio headed up to the hotel’s Presidential Suite where Coleman was staying. “We went into the room and then Mark disappeared,” she said.

At the time, Coleman would have been in his early 20s, and he was one of the most famous sitcom stars in the world. Born with a rare kidney disorder, he never grew larger than 4′ 8″, and he maintained a cherubic child-like face well into adulthood. It made him perfect for playing a young boy on Diff’rent Strokes, and it’s one of the reasons that Shannon didn’t expect him to have sexual intentions.

“I was a virgin, so I wasn’t even thinking about that,” she recalled, also noting his dialysis machine in the suite. “He held my hand, and I was like, ‘He’s so cute!’”

But soon the hand-holding turned aggressive, and Coleman wouldn’t leave her alone: “He was relentless. He was trying to kiss me and get on top of me, and I was like, ‘Gary, stop.’ So I’d push him off. Then I would get off the bed, then he’d bounce on the bed – jump, jump, jump, jump – and wrap himself around me, then I would fling him off, then he got on top of me. I was like, ‘Gary, stop!’ but I guess because of his size I didn’t feel physically threatened.”

After a few minutes of this, she retreated to the bathroom. “I go to the bathroom, and then he grabs onto my leg. I had to kick him off,” Shannon recalled. “Then I go lock myself into the bathroom and then he sticks his hands under the door and said, ‘I can see you, silly billy!’” Recalling the phrase, “Silly billy,” she laughed.

She waited for an opportune moment, and then “I just sprinted out. I think I was probably very polite.” She ran into Randall on the way out, and told him, “You gotta watch that client of yours.” She added, “I wish I could’ve stood up for myself more. I didn’t. That’s all I said.”

Stern enjoyed the humor of the story. “But really, it’s not funny,” he said when she was done. “The whole thing is so fucked up and it’s all so sad.”

“Yeah,” Shannon agreed. Check out a clip of their conversation below.

 

[HanfordGuy]

 

[Lou]

2 hours ago, HanfordGuy said:

and managed to literally toss him aside.

Ok, who didn't laugh? (and why are you lying?)

[St1ck]

Maybe they can get Kevin Hart again to reenact this.

 

[cysomeawfulpitcher]

What's next?  Webster and Cheri Oteri?

[Tank]

6 hours ago, HanfordGuy said:

he never grew larger than 4′ 8″

Just like Nate!

[tdawg87]

15 hours ago, Lou said:

Ok, who didn't laugh? (and why are you lying?)

[Taylor]

Two of my childhood heroes, Bill Cosby and Gary Coleman, are both burned now.

[tdawg87]

16 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Two of my childhood heroes, Bill Cosby and Gary Coleman, are both burned now.

At least you got the Duff.

[AngelsLakersFan]

Why couldn’t she just fuck him?!

 

Silly Billy!

[tdawg87]

20 hours ago, AngelsLakersFan said:

Why couldn’t she just fuck him?!

 

Silly Billy!

[ten ocho recon scout]

Remember when he got sued by someone who asked for his autograph, and he punched her? In the boob?

That always made me laugh. Its sad but funny. That that was his uppercut (or likely cross) to punch the boob (bauer sighting) because he was short.

[Tank]

3 hours ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

Remember when he got sued by someone who asked for his autograph, and he punched her? In the boob?

That always made me laugh. Its sad but funny. That that was his uppercut (or likely cross) to punch the boob (bauer sighting) because he was short.

I always found it really odd that he ended up being a security guard at a mall. 

[HanfordGuy]

20 hours ago, Tank said:

I always found it really odd that he ended up being a security guard at a mall. 

You have to remember…

Now, the world don't move
To the beat of just one drum,
What might be right for you,
May not be right for some.

[St1ck]

2 minutes ago, HanfordGuy said:

You have to remember…

Now, the world don't move
To the beat of just one drum,
What might be right for you,
May not be right for some.

Plus he had nothing but his jeans.