DNA testing - caveat emptor

[Tank]

60 minutes report on what's happening with your DNA tests from 23 and me and ancestry dot com. This isn't encouraging news.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/dna-genealogy-privacy-60-minutes-2021-01-31/?fbclid=IwAR09cWk4ozy0qE6CMg3cJxu-YJpIbt2hXNYG85c9TPlxN9Y84BCsL6ntWk0

 

[T.G.]

I've always been suspicious of that stuff. 

[Taylor]

My parents got us Ancestry.com tests for Christmas, so we submitted them and should be getting our results this week or next.

 

It's been nice knowing you all.

[T.G.]

8 minutes ago, Taylor said:

My parents got us Ancestry.com tests for Christmas, so we submitted them and should be getting our results this week or next.

 

It's been nice knowing you all.

Your parents obviously hate you.

[Taylor]

2 minutes ago, T.G. said:

Your parents obviously hate you.

My mom discovered a brother she never knew she had through it. So I have a new uncle. I met him on Zoom a few months ago.

[T.G.]

3 minutes ago, Taylor said:

My mom discovered a brother she never knew she had through it. So I have a new uncle. I met him on Zoom a few months ago.

Your mom is a Trump asset and your "uncle" is a hit-man hired to kill you.

[St1ck]

1 hour ago, Tank said:

60 minutes report on what's happening with your DNA tests from 23 and me and ancestry dot com. This isn't encouraging news.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/dna-genealogy-privacy-60-minutes-2021-01-31/?fbclid=IwAR09cWk4ozy0qE6CMg3cJxu-YJpIbt2hXNYG85c9TPlxN9Y84BCsL6ntWk0

 

I look in the mirror and I can clearly see I'm white. That's good enough for me. 

[Catwhoshatinthehat]

23 minutes ago, Taylor said:

My mom discovered a brother she never knew she had through it. So I have a new uncle. I met him on Zoom a few months ago.

He came into your life when you're too old for Christmas gifts and old enough for him to hit you up for money.  Congrats.

[Tank]

23 minutes ago, Taylor said:

My mom discovered a brother she never knew she had through it. So I have a new uncle. I met him on Zoom a few months ago.

a buddy of mine has found two unknown brothers that his father sired. he tracked them down and reached out to both of them. it's gone well for them.

[T.G.]

I had a co-worker find her biological dad through one of these test.  It worked out well for her too.

I'd never do one of these things, myself.

[T.G.]

7 minutes ago, Tank said:

a buddy of mine has found two unknown brothers that his father sired. he tracked them down and reached out to both of them. it's gone well for them.

Wait... his dad is Vladdy?

[St1ck]

14 minutes ago, Tank said:

a buddy of mine has found two unknown brothers that his father sired. he tracked them down and reached out to both of them. it's gone well for them.

Why would he want to meet with those bastards?  

[Taylor]

According to 60 Minutes, China also discovered the uncles and brothers we never knew we had.

[Blarg]

58 minutes ago, Taylor said:

My parents got us Ancestry.com tests for Christmas, so we submitted them and should be getting our results this week or next.

 

It's been nice knowing you all.

Tank is finally going to know who stole his golf clubs. 

[Adam]

3 hours ago, Tank said:

60 minutes report on what's happening with your DNA tests from 23 and me and ancestry dot com. This isn't encouraging news.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/dna-genealogy-privacy-60-minutes-2021-01-31/?fbclid=IwAR09cWk4ozy0qE6CMg3cJxu-YJpIbt2hXNYG85c9TPlxN9Y84BCsL6ntWk0

 

Small price to pay to find out I'm not Jewish

[Lou]

It would be great if Tank finds out he's Armenian.

[Tank]

2 hours ago, Blarg said:

Tank is finally going to know who stole his golf clubs. 

i think we already know the answer to this mystery, columbo...

[Tank]

1 hour ago, Lou said:

It would be great if Tank finds out he's Armenian.

[Tank]

1 hour ago, Adam said:

Small price to pay to find out I'm not Jewish

i dunno. i've seen the way you tip your servers.

[T.G.]

So.... Tank is a Kardashian?

Edited February 2, 2021 by T.G.

[Taylor]

15 minutes ago, T.G. said:

So.... Tank is a Kardashian?

Or a Jenner?

 

[Adam]

18 minutes ago, calscuf said:

For like 10 years I thought you were Jewish.

That’s bizarre to me. I’m 6’3” and have freckles 

[Tank]

4 hours ago, T.G. said:

So.... Tank is a Kardashian?

 

3 hours ago, Taylor said:

Or a Jenner?

 

you guys sku.

[Jason]

16 hours ago, Taylor said:

My mom discovered a brother she never knew she had through it. So I have a new uncle. I met him on Zoom a few months ago.

Is he rich?

[Jason]

16 hours ago, st1ckboy said:

I look in the mirror and I can clearly see I'm white. That's good enough for me. 

Whoa! Me too so I think we both just found another cousin without a stupid test