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[Adam]

Do any of our more proficient statistical folks know if they keep a stat or analysis of GDE (Gatorade Dump Efficiency)?

I feel like Joyce is killing it!

Edited September 29, 2015 by Adam

[ettin]

Why is Joyce taking a dump in the Gatorade container?

[wopphil]

Why is Joyce taking a dump in the Gatorade container?

Because he has already exceeded his dumping in the field quota.

[laagamer]

Relevant 

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gatorade+Shit

[KCal]

I believe Joyce's GDE is near the top of the league, and he has a ++ Stealth rating if I'm not mistaken. He may be the future of gatorade showers

[red321]

He certainly would be better than Ben Revere

 

http://deadspin.com/ben-revere-blows-water-jug-bath-dumps-it-all-over-hims-1733378560

 

 

I think the best part of this...isn't dumping it on himself...but the fact he then pretends to be pouring it on Donaldson while everyone celebrates.

[Docwaukee]

His WAR is off the charts

 

(Wet above replacement)

 

"The bucket has been coming out of his hand really well right now.  He's seeing the target well and distributing gatorade to all parts of the player"  

 

joyce gave credit to mike butcher

 

'Mike provides the perfect target while he's sleeping like a baby so I've had lot of practice.'   

[tomsred]

What a waste of liquid, we could have used it to help put out a fire in this State.  If they really want to dump things on people use confetti, or at least dump sunflower seeds because the birds need food.

 

As for Joyce, he could undergo a name change, maybe to Juice.

Edited September 30, 2015 by tomsred

[KCal]

What a waste of liquid, we could have used it to help put out a fire in this State.  If they really want to dump things on people use confetti, or at least dump sunflower seeds because the birds need food.

Oh how ironic it would be if the LADWP came out with a PSA commercial about water conservation and had Joyce as the spokesperson