Greetings From the Illuminati

[Blarg]

I didn't know I was so special to be recruited by the Illuminati Empire. I wonder what the initiation fees are?

 

Greetings, from the illuminati world elite empire. Bringing the poor, the needy and the talented to the limelight of fame, riches and powers, knowledge, business and political connections. This is the right time for you to put all your worries, your health issues, and finance problems to an end by joining the Elite Family of The illuminati!. Are you sick, Barren or having divorcing problems, finding it difficult to get job promotions in your place of work in order to excel in life just like you wish? If YES! Then join the illuminati empire you will get all this numerous benefit and solutions to your problems.
 

Note: that this email message was created solely for the purpose of our recruitment scheme which will end next month and this offer is for unique ones only; if you are not serious on joining the illuminati empire, then you are advice not to contact us at all. This is because disloyalty is highly not tolerated here in our organization.
Do you agree to be a member of the illuminati new world order? If YES!. Then kindly reply us back on our direct recruitment email only at: [email protected]
Please note, Kindly make sure all your response are send directly to the email stated above only at:> [email protected]
For more instructions on our membership process.
 

Note: Some email providers incorrectly place official Illuminati messages in their spam / junk folder or promotion folder. This can divert and exclude our responses to your emails.
The Illuminati.

[katie]

@gmail 

[Blarg]

Hey, when you contact them let them know I gave you the email because, as you can see, this offer is for unique ones only. 

[gotbeer]

9 hours ago, katie said:

@gmail 

The illuminati are so big that they own Alphabet. 

[T.G.]

14 hours ago, Blarg said:

This is because disloyalty is highly not tolerated here in our organization.

Arte has that in his employee agreements as well.

[Tank]

a very professionally written invitation.

[Taylor]

VladdyLongLegs is jealous.

[Slegnaac]

A very tempting offer...

[Blarg]

Make sure to have your Debit card and pin number ready, you want to make sure that first initiation fee clears. 

[gotbeer]

16 hours ago, Blarg said:

Make sure to have your Debit card and pin number ready, you want to make sure that first initiation fee clears. 

What? No gift cards? We all know that every reputable company accepts gift cards as payment.

[Tank]

2 hours ago, gotbeer said:

What? No gift cards? We all know that every reputable company accepts gift cards as payment.

the world changed forever, unfortunately, when sports chalet closed its doors.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

The Illuminati could use a proofreader.

[Slegnaac]

On 12/3/2023 at 12:17 PM, Vegas Halo Fan said:

The Illuminati could use a proofreader.

But where could they possibly find someone with that skill set?

[Blarg]

17 minutes ago, Slegnaac said:

But where could they possibly find someone with that skill set?

@Taylor wasn't invited. 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

1 hour ago, Slegnaac said:

But where could they possibly find someone with that skill set?

Obviously not among their own group.