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Aybar's New Themesong


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(To the tune of John Fogerty's Centerfield)


Well, screw the team and hold the runs - the team has sucked today!

 We’re dead again, another loss on the board.

 Almost at first, and just behind, it’s a gift call at the bag;

 Anyone can understand the way I feel.



 Oh, pull me now, coach - I’m ready to sit, right now;

 Pull me now, coach - I’m ready to sit, right now;

 Look at me, I can ride, the pine.


 Well, I spent some time with the fans and I, drank too much last night;

 You know I took some lumps with that 8th shot on the bar.

 So oh my gawd, I’m vurping now and tasting the bile again;

 I’m gonna puke and you know the time is now.




 Yeah! I’m gonna, I’m gonna!


 It’s a comin’ up, a comin’ fast, and I cannot stop it now;

 You know I think it’s time I find a toilet soon.

 Just to open my mouth and launch it all - a moment that I need;

 (Blech) it’s gone and you can flush that one goodbye!






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Never met a guy named Eric that wasn't a major douche... Thanks for continuing that. wtf is this?


I've been called a lot of things over the years, but I believe that's first time anyone's ever used the term "douche".  A**hole, f***er, D**k, SOB, etc.  Never "douche".  :lol:  That's a new one!

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