Aybar's New Themesong

[Eric]

(To the tune of John Fogerty's Centerfield)

 

Well, screw the team and hold the runs - the team has sucked today!

 We’re dead again, another loss on the board.

 Almost at first, and just behind, it’s a gift call at the bag;

 Anyone can understand the way I feel.

 

 Chorus:

 Oh, pull me now, coach - I’m ready to sit, right now;

 Pull me now, coach - I’m ready to sit, right now;

 Look at me, I can ride, the pine.

 

 Well, I spent some time with the fans and I, drank too much last night;

 You know I took some lumps with that 8^th shot on the bar.

 So oh my gawd, I’m vurping now and tasting the bile again;

 I’m gonna puke and you know the time is now.

 

 Chorus

 

 Yeah! I’m gonna, I’m gonna!

 

 It’s a comin’ up, a comin’ fast, and I cannot stop it now;

 You know I think it’s time I find a toilet soon.

 Just to open my mouth and launch it all - a moment that I need;

 (Blech) it’s gone and you can flush that one goodbye!

 

 Chorus

 

 Chorus

 Yeah!  

[TroutField]

Never met a guy named Eric that wasn't a major douche... Thanks for continuing that. wtf is this?

[Carlos]

Never met a guy named Eric that wasn't a major douche... Thanks for continuing that. wtf is this?

 

Parody of Centerfield by John Fogerty. Look it up, good song

[Eric]

Never met a guy named Eric that wasn't a major douche... Thanks for continuing that. wtf is this?

 

I've been called a lot of things over the years, but I believe that's first time anyone's ever used the term "douche".  A**hole, f***er, D**k, SOB, etc.  Never "douche".    That's a new one!

[fan_since79]

Aybar had eight Padrons at some dive bar, was hungover, and stepped on first base the wrong way.

 

Typical day for an Angels player.