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Lawyer jokes


Tank

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great thread, dude. keep 'em coming, everyone.

 

i'll start with an oldie:

 

what's the difference between a snake lying in the road and a lawyer lying in the road?

 

there are skid marks in front of the snake.

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 What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?
  One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

 

 What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

 

  What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
  After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.

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