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I wonder about polygraphs.
I had one while in college for a part time position. My previous job was at a liquor store. One of the questions was had I ever drank on the job. I even told the interviewer, Did you see who my previous employer was?
The truth was yes I had, I figured I wouldn't pass, and not get the job.
I passed the test.

I think attempted rape of a baby is pretty much the same thing as rape of a baby.

Trumbo for any pitchers they have that were about to be non-tendered.

Ralston Schmidt

"Letting work with Butcher could help turn him around". That is one of the funniest things I have ever read. You gotta stop this comedy s:;t, it is killing me.

Blanton's contract is starting to look tradable.

"Victors mom last night..."

Dude...that's 25 stardiamonds...pretty damn impressive

That's fine, Jerry. We still need 2 pitchers for the pen. Salas doesn't count because we already had two of him.

He said we are all in on Cano and Ellsbury.

I want him just so this board has to spell his name.

The Angels need young club control pitching then you start a thread about trading their only young club controlled pitcher for a 3rd baseman coming off a bad year, then picking up an old declining free agent pitcher to balance everything out.
 
Could you possibly find a way to include Trout in this scenario?

I'm going to assume for my own sanity that Beltre would be putting up Wellsian numbers in Anaheim. Just the way it goes.

You can't read it? Remember your mother saying you would go blind if you didn't stop doing that?

I can't even begin to read nates post. That font size is about .02 or so.

I think we should have Jerry qualify the statement that he wants to obtain cost controlled young pitching and add ......that doesn't suck. 
 
Barry Enright is cost controlled and young. 

Did they misspell Kasmir?

Are you talking about the same Astros that beat the shit out of us last season?

Why?  Do the Rangers need a catcher?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Heyoooooo...

Funny, I think I posted at one point last year that Shuck needed to be sent down because of his defense.

Scout I completely understand what you're saying but, Albert was suppose to be the type of player that gets everybody to play together at a higher level. Thus far he's had 0 (zero) impact. My point is that if you have the balls to demand that kind of contract then you better deliver.

You really don't need to reveal what goes on behind closed doors.

If he was dressed as a pumpkin, he could have been a Jack off Lantern

I'd miss the 35 HR/100 RBI version of Trumbo, but will definitely not miss the horrendous two-month slumps that go along with it.