the dude abides

We just got HaloThundered everyone.

Your buddy is a f*cking idiot.
 
With all due respect.

Why the anti-aircraft gun?  A bit excessive, no?
 
His Secretary of Finance needs to call him out on this.

he'll get plenty of sleep now

Your buddy is a f*cking idiot.
 
With all due respect.

45% of people polled think the military will use training exercises as a cover to take greater control over the states involved
 
http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/general_politics/may_2015/voters_worry_military_exercises_may_lead_to_federal_control_of_states
 
What the **** is wrong with people?
 
 
And here's the kicker...65% of people polled favor the military performing training exercises in their home state.
 
 
10% of the people who think Obama is out to steal their guns and stick them in FEMA camps under the guise of a training exercises....like the idea.
 
Maybe we should petition the British to take us back as their colony....I'm not sure this self rule thing is going to work out after all.

In Miami Vice season 2, episode 5 (Pop the Top), Tubbs threw a surprise birthday celebration for Crockett at a South Beach bar, which was actually an empty warehouse that they made into a swanky Cuban-inspired lounge.  One of the sexy cocktail waitresses in that episode was a young Jennifer Aniston, who got her first speaking lines as an actress.  In the episode, while opening a bottle of champagne, Tubbs ended up spilling it on Crockett's blazer while the flying cork takes out a Columbian hitman disguised as a bartender.
 
Happy birthday DR, hope its a great one.

Tax churches and let them say whatever they choose politically.

Texans are f*cking idiots.

She looked at the Ark

I'm sure the cops would have been okay with a civilian leaving the scene like the sheriff did.

According to the conspiracy theories, the US military runs Texas now.

I would not watch unless you want to feel significantly dumber immediately after.
 
I lasted about 10 seconds, more than enough brain damage for one day.

Ignacio.
 

That's a pretty solid ERA for a catcher. 

Oh goodie. A new face to watch go 0-4.

Remember when Napoli homered in his first game...Mike already hates him

it needed it's own thread.  

Not that they taste good, they're actually bombs. 

Fan I know the sky is falling and there will be attacks that ISIS takes credit for.  First have an "it's our constitutional right of freedom of speech to mock another religion and you get wing nuts. Second, a parking cop with only his service revolver took these ISIS pros down when they had ak-47's and body armor.  Sure the unarmed security guard got hit in the ankle, but he was released from the hospital 2 hours later, so likely a graze.  I know you want an attack on our soil to blame Obama. The more the right makes fun of Islam, the more amateurs will come out of the woodwork.  Should people maybe rethink the fear and panic and act normal? 

birds of a feather. . . 

Time to bring this m-fer back to life.
 
Fun fact: Did you know that Rice Stadium hosted SB VIII between Miami and Minnesota?

A few years ago MT threw out "milquetoast" on the old board.
 
It classes the place up a bit when these words are thrown into the discussion.

Texas might be in the market if we cover all his salary.