TeemuTrout

"drivers who test positive for THC"
 
THC can stay in the system for weeks.  It doesn't mean these people were high and driving.  That little detail can skew the results.

aka he sucks

I want all three Trouts. Rookie Trout to lead off and steal bases.
Sophomore Trout to get on base with walks in the #2 spot.
MVP Trout to drive them in out of the 3 spot.

Elliote Friedman's 30 thoughts on sportsnet is probably the best (bi-)weekly NHL article imo. Lots of good inside info.

This reeks of the 2012 Blue Jays.

This reeks of the 2012 Blue Jays.

Schofield hitting a walk off grand slam against Willie Hernadez in 84, to cap off an 8 run 9th.

Is that a man?

Sean Avery, Dany Heatley, Todd Bertuzzi, Slava Voynov

Uncanny.

The awful occasion when you have to use the dumper (I-15 to Vegas) and the Del Taco toilet seat is not just covered in graffiti.  That's not enough.  It's when you see that assorted El Monte Doyyer fans have engraved whatever the f it is they engrave in vato font into the g'damn toilet seat.  Who does this!?  Who takes the time? Who wants to get that close?  You have to get on your knees to do this.  What instrument do they carry with them?  Do they have a pocket exacto knife kits on hand?  Just, WTF?!?  
Same Del Taco:  A-hole Euro or jap tourists who are more confused with the menu then Ghostface Killah is with a dentist appointment.  Yes, please ask the zit-chick behind the counter what a tostada is.  It totally translates in the french.  Or jap.
When they jack up your order, you don't think to check your bag until you're at your car or table and you go back and the line is 20 deep and you feel the eyes of hell upon you because you need to beg for your 1/2 pound red pound burrito.
Back to the bathroom.  When you just want to wash/dry your hands and get the F outta there, but old man river white man wants to shoot the feces with you.  "Hot one, huh?"  Hot?  No.  We're in Baker.  Why would it be hot?  The secret to life is no eye contact.

I hate that most of these places won't give you ketchup unless you ask for it. ****ers won't even give you a hint that you might want ketchup. McDonalds tries to get you the F outta there before you even have a chance to think about asking for ketchup. Then when you do ask Esmerelda for ketchup, puta only throws 1 packet in your bag and of course the consistency in that ketchup is crap. Mostly vinegar. F'n whore

You could probably make a lineup with all vladdy juniors

Weaver will be on his second extended contract and the new Jamie Moyer, getting hitters out on 74 mph fastballs and 62 mph offspeed pitches.

Manager Mathis approves of this thread.

Thank you, JD

I'd give Kendrick a chance at hitting leadoff. He would have less chances to hit into double plays.
 
Kendrick
Calhoun
Trout
Pujols
 

Detroit should've been Little Caesars, considering Little Caesars owns Detroit.

That is a stupid post. 

It should be 2-2-1-1-1 not this 2-3-2 bullshit.

I'd rather not get a job if I'm never promoted to CEO.

So you wouldn't want to win the AL Pennant?

So you wouldn't want to win the AL Pennant?

i literally can't understand that thinking, and i agree with whoever said it's a loser's mentality. you'd rather the angels get swept out in three games over fighting and scratching through three series, and a play-in game, all the way to the doorstep of ultimate victory or ultimate defeat? you're so afraid of the letdown of game 7 that you'd rather not even really compete? that is, i'm sorry to say, a coward's mentality. that needs some examining.

Lol. That's a loser's mentality.