the dude abides

It does make an awesome signature though.

It does make an awesome signature though.

Anyone wondering how often Juan is called upon to rock pretty hard?
 
 
 
Yeah ... I'm not either. 

As a liberal I worship at the altar of Milk, even though I'd never heard of him until the movie. He's my Jesus. Juan is correct, as usual.

"It'd take a million dollars for two chicks to double up on a guy like me"

Roger Lodge is MLB's Baghdad Bob.

Hey Brian, check out the political forum while you are here. You need to meet Juan Savage.

Sciascia's idea of analytics is going with a .200 hitter who is 2 for 6 against the starter over the .280 hitter who is 0 for 4...

Did you ever talk to my dad about using a computer?
 
I think that will answer your question.

Brandon is right.  Doctors and the CDC don't know shit.  Jenny McCarthy, now there is a scientist we can all get behind.

The GM

Our playstyle is as stale as a decade old loaf of bread.  The bunting, runnyball, shitty bullpen management, hit and runs, matchup obsessions, etc. have been old since 2009 and they're just as played out now. 
 
Sure our lineup is mediocre, but our philosophy under Sosh is mediocre independent of that.

He looks like that crazy college professor that is obviously smart but might not remember where the bathroom is.

Actually, mother is never satisfied. Father is too bold.
 
Tank, in honor of June 26, dig if you will a picture: Of you and I engaged in a kiss.

Range balls have always been my go to.  A little white out on the stripes will lessen the judgmental looks from other golfers.

Range balls have always been my go to.  A little white out on the stripes will lessen the judgmental looks from other golfers.

The specimen in his natural habitat may be accustomed to only having to provide anecdotal evidence.  Give him time.  He seems to have made great progress with fire, hand tools, and internets. 

We must use caution when addressing the specimen, as questions that challenge the previously mentioned "cherry picked statistics" could cause him to retreat to his shelter (which we will assume at this point is a cave)
 
Though we know little about neanderthalensis modernus, I think we can infer based on his ability to use the internet that he is probably aware of fire and simple tools.  Questioning his statistics could anger the specimen and could result in him using his newly found fire and tools to harm himself, or others.

Actually she's Puerto Rican, but carry on, adam

To many Native Americans, it's a symbol of something else. 

This is incredibly arrogant and myopic.

Do you know when the last time was that we beat Japan at anything?

Your stance on guns really f*cks up the algorithm.