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halonatic13

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    halonatic13 reacted to Do0mT3cH in Statement from Tim Mead on Mike Trout   
    Tim Mead: 
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    Nice to see him have mikey's back. Just keep playin kid.
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    halonatic13 reacted to hangin n wangin in Eppler's Manager   
    A skinny guy who hates lasagna and doesn't read books so no pages can be turned.
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    halonatic13 reacted to tdawg87 in What is more frustrating...   
    I look at it this way:
    Having a shitty offense is like being an ugly fat dude (like myself) and trying to pick up chicks all night. No matter how hard you try, no matter what the approach is, you're going to strike the F*ck out. You might get a "Hi" or a quick dance here and there, but it doesn't matter because she ends up being a tranny and you go home depressed and with awkward blue balls. 
    Having a shitty rotation is exactly like having a shitty offense, only you keep getting hit on by dudes all night. Doesn't matter how loud you yell "I'm not gay!", guys are coming after you hard and fast and there's not a damn thing you can do about it. Eventually you go home, embarrassed and lie in bed and cry all night.
    Having a shitty bullpen is like being a sexy dude with six pack abs and loads of cash. You score the hottest chick at the bar that night and bring her home. She wants you, bad. She's all over you. You start Facking her and right as you're about to finish your dad comes in bare-ass naked and rips a monster fart right in your face. 
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    halonatic13 reacted to Chuck in Rougned Odor   
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    halonatic13 reacted to 101halo in Gameday Thread: Angels vs. Mariners (5/6/2018)   
    I'm going to venture a guess this is at least a one day ban ha 
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    halonatic13 reacted to IheartLA in Gameday Thread: Angels vs. Mariners (5/6/2018)   
    you have an asian girlfriend?
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    halonatic13 reacted to Angel Dog and Beer in Gameday: 4/3 Angels vs Indians   
    Just came in to say 
    HOW
     
    FLIPPIN
     
    AWESOME
     
    THAT
     
    WAS!
     
    I was screaming like a girl. Wife was wondering what was up.
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    halonatic13 reacted to Troll Daddy in St. Louis Dispatch: Wong Doesn't Want To Platoon   
    There's something Wong with this thread. Cardinals aren't shopping him and Kolten hasn't requested to be traded. 
     

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    halonatic13 reacted to Ohtaniland in Blowtani   
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    halonatic13 reacted to Tank in 2017-2018 General NFL Thread   
    and just like that, richard sherman signs a 3 year deal with the forty effin' niners.
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    halonatic13 reacted to Mark68 in OC Register: Shohei Ohtani roughed up for 6 runs by Tijuana Toros   
    That's what you get for trying to PARTICIPATE in the donkey show. You're only allowed to spectate.
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    halonatic13 reacted to Glen in OC Register: Shohei Ohtani roughed up for 6 runs by Tijuana Toros   
    I was roughed up in Tijuana once.  I haven't walked the same since.
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    halonatic13 got a reaction from fan_since79 in Come on down Moustakas!   
    Simmons taken out of game.  If serious, move Cozart to short and sign Moose! 
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    halonatic13 reacted to mrwicked in Upton shows up at Ducks game and gets interviewed. Watch what the announcer says. SMH   
    Amazing he can get Tim Salmon confused with the Angels' organizational lynchpin and foundation...
    Steve Hillenfinley.
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    halonatic13 reacted to Chuck in Ohtani Received PRP Injection in October   
    I have a grade 1 sprain in my penis after making love to my wife last night.
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    halonatic13 got a reaction from The Ghost of Bob Starr in Eppler > Dipoto (Some really good photoshops inside) (And some not so good)   
    Don't quit your day job Geoff. 
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    halonatic13 got a reaction from Chuck in The biggest dilemma regarding Ohtani...   
    How will Sony's The Show use Ohtani in the game?  You can't select a pitcher to be a DH.  Damnit!
     
    #firstworldproblems
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    halonatic13 got a reaction from Troll Daddy in The biggest dilemma regarding Ohtani...   
    How will Sony's The Show use Ohtani in the game?  You can't select a pitcher to be a DH.  Damnit!
     
    #firstworldproblems
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    halonatic13 got a reaction from ettin in Eppler > Dipoto (Some really good photoshops inside) (And some not so good)   
    Don't quit your day job Geoff. 
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    halonatic13 got a reaction from Spirit in Eppler > Dipoto (Some really good photoshops inside) (And some not so good)   
    Don't quit your day job Geoff. 
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