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This is the group he was talking about  

No, just show up.  I went to the one for CJ Wilson and Albert Pujols.  It was a great atmosphere to be a part of.  

This joke is getting old. I am actually at work, and @m0nkey, my wife and I have separated, so fuck off.

The Dee Gordon trade summed up.

Jerry will try and save face and sign Darvish, 6 years $132 million.  Which is about $32 million more than we would pay him.  

Ohtani is going to make it so we will have a different lineup every day. Its like a Scioscia wet dream.

Oh the salty tears in the comments sections for all the announcement articles.  It is glorious.

Would you please quit making stupid ass statements based on what some drunk homeless squatter in Idaho told you about time travel. You are such a freaking uneducated tool. 

Posters on MarinersWin.com are calling him JeDi.

They almost blew it when they said dontcha know.

That would be funny if they called each front office with a bad japanese accent (like jerry lewis when they let him be asian in movies), and said we want to sign with you, but we need more money first.

I wonder if sosh and pujols walked in with sumo uniforms on to impress him.

RIGHT?
a couple of weeks ago, my wife had a bad Thursday. On Friday morning she woke me up and said “you better buy me flowers and make me dinner.” 
Did I do it? Absolutely.
last week, I had a bad day. The next morning I said “You better buy me a bike and give me a bj.”
Did she do it? Nope.

leave the kids with grandma and go to maui. it worked wonders for me and the missus. three times in five days, and i felt like a new man. she was one happy camper, too.

I hope I'm wrong because I would love to have Ohtani, but I dont think the angels will get him.  Simply because if he signs here it would be career suicide.
Honestly, if you were a lefthanded hitter and you're trying to establish yourself as a legit hitter and starter who is the one manager in baseball you will never ever wanna play for?  Scioscia will never allow him to do the things he's asking for and you guys know it.
Scioscia would give him a day off before he pitches for "rest" then the day after he will give him another day off to "recharge" then he will get benched every time a lefthanded starting pitcher was on the mound.  I mean he might get playing time 3 days a week if he's lucky, there's no way he would want that.  It's just not the right year for the angels, I wish this happened next year because I think with Scioscia gone we would have a better chance.
And I'm sure Dipoto has already told him everything I just said having known Mike Scioscia very well.  In other words....we're screwed.

I only eat at places that soak their meat in water for a day. /crossthread

Totally disheartening.  They should ban all guns.
 
 

This is all about Yemen but maybe Exile In Riyadh could be the 3rd album released by the AW band

Time to trade for more international bonus pool money. 

This is right up there with your flat earth and 911 stuff.  I applaud your consistency. 

other people's pools

It would b hilariously awesome if Trump is the one that ends up in prison

Lock him up!
Lock him up!

Oddly enough, many go to SF specifically for great butthole.

While we are at it, what the fuck value does Rob Quinlan offer that everyone is talking about him?