mancini79

Let's just hope Kaisr does a better job than what they did to Adam's balls.

meed?

I've tried dozens of different games at the parties we've hosted in the past, and others I've been to. Some have been buy-in gambling games, side bets, drinking games, word-play, bingo-style games, something with the commercials, and some with prizes for the winner. Most have gone over just okay, and others not well at all, but I must say that the best and most popular activity that EVERYONE seems to enjoy is just a plain ol' orgy. 

I wonder if the customs guy is pissed he could have gotten a beej for letting in the containers of water.

I wonder if the customs guy is pissed he could have gotten a beej for letting in the containers of water.

Let's just hope Kaisr does a better job than what they did to Adam's balls.

Let's just hope Kaisr does a better job than what they did to Adam's balls.

Let's just hope Kaisr does a better job than what they did to Adam's balls.

Great, now I can take up smoking.

Best part is Billy gets bail, then starts selling fake concert/show passes to the same Fyre list.

Weed, the land of covfefe and hamberders.

Weed, the land of covfefe and hamberders.

Weed, the land of covfefe and hamberders.

I would say that the bloated contracts were becoming a crisis in baseball. This is just economics and common sense correcting itself.
If MLB and MLBPA was really interested in "market value" for a player, then why the secrecy on negotiating? True market would be allowing all teams to view all offers. Then give a date when all offers must be finalized. The player can decide which offer is best for them. This takes away the "mystery team" crap that artificially inflates deals.

I would say that the bloated contracts were becoming a crisis in baseball. This is just economics and common sense correcting itself.
If MLB and MLBPA was really interested in "market value" for a player, then why the secrecy on negotiating? True market would be allowing all teams to view all offers. Then give a date when all offers must be finalized. The player can decide which offer is best for them. This takes away the "mystery team" crap that artificially inflates deals.

How about using the picture of Adam's sack from the Vasectomy thread for a "Nutswinger" reaction?

I would say that the bloated contracts were becoming a crisis in baseball. This is just economics and common sense correcting itself.
If MLB and MLBPA was really interested in "market value" for a player, then why the secrecy on negotiating? True market would be allowing all teams to view all offers. Then give a date when all offers must be finalized. The player can decide which offer is best for them. This takes away the "mystery team" crap that artificially inflates deals.

I would say that the bloated contracts were becoming a crisis in baseball. This is just economics and common sense correcting itself.
If MLB and MLBPA was really interested in "market value" for a player, then why the secrecy on negotiating? True market would be allowing all teams to view all offers. Then give a date when all offers must be finalized. The player can decide which offer is best for them. This takes away the "mystery team" crap that artificially inflates deals.

"They are again fielding offers, when there are offers, that are identical from team to team to team."
The identical offers comes from identical data that says any one particular player is only worth x for y year(s). Teams no longer look in awe of Boras' 60 page dossier on a mid tier player skewing his value by misleading data. They now know exactly what is worth market value and what is just smoke and mirrors. 
Players holding out just means holding their dicks because it doesn't favor a GM to get Pujol'ed by a long term contract for short term production. Passing on any top tier free agent isn't going to ruin the franchise. Investing in the wrong one will. 
It's not collusion when it's based on facts. You either want to play and make more money than any other job your skills provide or sit out the season. Pretty simple.
 

Man, lol, thats a pretty badass way to put it.
Ill have to check with Vladdylonglegs if its accurate though.

Well that skus

Well that skus

Well that skus