Count Orlok

I hear Philadelphia could use a baseball team.

Let them directly buy votes too because we need the extra money.

Spoiler alert. 

Guys it's a piece of cloth

Norberto Martin
He was the first big league home run I saw live at a game. Deep center. It was also his only home run as an Angel I believe

Since it's not an essential work function I'm sure it'll be ok if they just skip right through the security check, right?

I'd pay the $70 just to avoid giving any money to the shitty cable and phone companies. They need to make their way down to San Diego.

I'd like to see Rasmus at least get a shot at being a real starter

I'd like to see Rasmus at least get a shot at being a real starter

I'd like to see Rasmus at least get a shot at being a real starter

I'd like to see Rasmus at least get a shot at being a real starter

I'd pay the $70 just to avoid giving any money to the shitty cable and phone companies. They need to make their way down to San Diego.

That sucks. Cancer's a dick.

We need Google Fiber to come to southern California so the other ISPs can suddenly start realizing they have the ability to raise their speeds and improve service.

Cats are awesome.

http://www.fangraphs.com/not/dangerous-experiment-a-roster-of-25-adam-dunns/

I like how they pick random audience members to play the Keanu role in the live version of Point Break.

I track your sewage.

They just created thousands of new rapists.

According to that article $474 is practically a mortgage payment. I want a house for $500 a month.

According to that article $474 is practically a mortgage payment. I want a house for $500 a month.

I always write in Carl Weathers

I always write in Carl Weathers

So it's like Polish Roulette?

That's a crock of poo. If you want your share of profit from 300 million rabid consumers then pay your fair share or piss off.