EnglishCop

2 hours ago, Brandon said:

@EnglishCop

Can I get an affect/effect ruling?

I can't issue rulings. I can tell you that there's no arrest to be made of Angelswin founding member @kmiller in this case. The bot's on the spot.

4 hours ago, Orange Lives Matter said:

that’s cool, as long as I don’t look as foolish as this IGNORANT CRIMINAL RIOTER 

#BoyGeorgeRiots

 

You look more foolish. You're an ignorant criminal of a different breed. 

46 minutes ago, Orange Lives Matter said:

or English Cop could’ve thought of this...

I would never dare come up with that linguistic atrocity. I must preserve my dignity. I believe that your inability to produce anything resembling proper English has you very close to being arrested. Please look into hiring a tutor.

1 hour ago, Orange Lives Matter said:

4 hours ago, angelinkc said:

The guy reminds me of me. He  needs to mix in some grammar and spelling errors to keep the libs attention.  

You didn't use an apostrophe, idiot.

15 hours ago, UndertheHalo said:

AW needs an alt account purge.  

UTH needs to go to hell.

On 6/30/2020 at 5:28 PM, Blarg said:

I'm sure you still wear your's with pride.

You're sure he wears his hat's what with pride?

13 hours ago, Lhalo said:

I’d ask @EnglishCop to help me out but we all know how he leans politically. 

I am more than happy to help you out.

There should be a comma in your sentence before the word "but."

2 minutes ago, angelinkc said:

There will be no shortage of science books in hell

You're going to go from a complete absence of punctuation keys to a neverending stream of science books? That's a win, whether or not you are smart enough to recognize it. You can ask all the soccer dads for help with the big words.

18 minutes ago, BackUpTheTruck said:

Burning a church, is an act of hatred and complete rejection of God.

That comma is an act of hatred and complete rejection of God.

Who ties your shoes for you, simpleton?

1 hour ago, Tank said:

Leave him be, @EnglishCop, leave him be.

3 hours ago, angelinkc said:

Shocked this burger hasn’t went national. 

It's not his fault. We'll let him slide.

17 hours ago, Tank said:

so our school joined in with one of those collage pictures. see if you can find me in this one:

An absence of proper punctuation and haphazard capitalization aren't things we should expect from educators. This is shameful. Please correct and resubmit this assignment.

D-

On 4/15/2020 at 9:38 PM, Lou said:

@EnglishCop?

On 4/13/2020 at 10:41 PM, arch stanton said:

Charlie don't surf and English Cop don't laugh

This guy gets it, punctuation excepted. 

On 4/13/2020 at 7:33 PM, ten ocho recon scout said:

Do you type LOL, or literally "laughing out loud"?

I do neither.

Nothing is funny to me, Captain Jackass. 

7 hours ago, Make Angels Great Again said:

Well I guess that depends on how.much I have.

7 hours ago, calscuf said:

Interesting. Drink more and report. back.

It seems that it may be time to deputize @calscuf. I appreciate the subtlety. 

On 4/9/2020 at 11:13 AM, Adam said:

Was texting with @EnglishCop last night. We ended up agreeing that the best thing to hope for, all things considered, would be to open as much up as possible ASAP even if it means we're required to wear masks.

I bet all the big brands already have prototypes in market research. I can't wait to see the Under Armour one.

My text messages are impeccable. 

26 minutes ago, Spirit said:

 

...you'd have some spare change with which you could hire a spelling tutor?

3 hours ago, Lou said:

When you refuse to answer a direct question, you're apology means nothing.

You owe your private school teachers an apology.

On 1/9/2020 at 10:35 AM, Blarg said:

Let's see if I've have got this right.

You don't.

7 hours ago, Dick B Back said:

@EnglishCop be gettin’ a workout lately.

6 hours ago, Φαήλος said:

Well said

Hello, Thunder.

On 12/18/2019 at 2:39 PM, notherhalo said:

I cant find anywhere if I my out of country  have tax liabilities , knowing the FTB they do

On 12/18/2019 at 2:46 PM, Taylor said:

I wonder if @EnglishCop gets paid.

 

I'm rolling in dough on the basis of civil forfeiture from AngelsWin alone. You're all a bunch of idiots.

On 12/10/2019 at 5:07 PM, popo85 said:

Cole and Donaldson will do hell we sucked so bad last year I’ll settle for Ryu Donaldson and Kuchel

On 12/10/2019 at 5:42 PM, Tank said:

@EnglishCop offers an intensive two-day workshop that may interest you.

I have it on good authority that the Angels would have signed both Cole and Keuchel, but they saw @popo85's post and decided to sign elsewhere. 

Cole had a sign at his conference that said "Grammar Fan For Life."

It's so disappointing. 

26 minutes ago, Blarg said:

This state is run by imbiciles. 

Tell us more about these imbiciles.

On 10/17/2019 at 4:23 PM, UndertheHalo said:

leave a thing that doesn’t need to be fixed alone.  Baseball is a game goddamnit.  It’s not that important.  And if you can't just enjoy it on its own terms.  You’re the fuc*king problem. 

On 10/17/2019 at 4:26 PM, True Grich said:

This should give @EnglishCop a migraine.

On 10/17/2019 at 4:30 PM, UndertheHalo said:

Goddamnit 

It's nice to meet you, ThundertheHalo.

Welcome to our community.

20 hours ago, floplag said:

You cant ignore half the country forever.

I think you can ignore some things forever.

To wit: you've managed to ignore the apostrophe key forever.

Get A BRAIN, MORANS!