EnglishCop

1 hour ago, failos said:

 

 

 

"Capitalize Inappropriately and Don't! use punctuation Properly;"

-MemE CreAtor

13 hours ago, Lou said:

@EnglishCop ?

2 hours ago, stormngt said:

I hope that is a typo

8 hours ago, stormngt said:

What doe Cold owe for his .158 average?

Wut doe youd owe for you're .158 English accuracy average?

On 5/9/2018 at 5:06 PM, mtangelsfan said:

"F" must mean fight.

I knew it, English Cop is a Trojan fan.

Dude! You know that's not cool.

1 hour ago, stormngt said:

Confused as hell, what are the grammatical errors or didn't you understand the banner "could of, would of, and should ofs"?

That's a very common phrase used to mock those who blablahblablah blabberblabberblabber

The errors are abundant and real.

1 hour ago, stormngt said:

However since you claim to be "an English cop".

I'm not "an English cop," I'm the one and only English Cop. I am the ultimate authority on linguistic excellence and folly. As far as I am concerned, you are a super-villain and must be vanquished. 

1 hour ago, stormngt said:

Interpret this: F off! Do not tell me to get my life in order.  I am on a internet chat board.  I am not writing my dissertation!

Being on an internet chat board is no excuse for willful ignorance and stupidity. You have access to a world of knowledge and tips on proper language use. I will never "F off!" I will always "F on!" I'm on to you and your no good ways. We'll be keeping an eye on you from now on, citizen. Get your life together, child.

Carry on!

22 hours ago, stormngt said:

could of, would of, and should ofs:

We could have had arguably of the best players in baseball in 2019:  Trout, Ohtani, and Vlad Jr (thanks Jerry)

I don't have enough time in the day to fully list the crimes you've committed.

What the hell is wrong with you?

Get your life in order, son.

22 hours ago, Jobu said:

Save us @EnglishCop, you're our only hope.

Give me a second and I'll fix this.

On 5/5/2018 at 7:36 PM, tdawg87 said:

Gonna need a ruling on this one. @EnglishCop?

http://www.angelswin-forum.com/forums/topic/45-random-pics-for-no-reason/?do=findComment&comment=1129459

On 5/5/2018 at 4:23 PM, Vegas Halo Fan said:

One of the levels that it's wrong on happens to be the meme's haphazard punctuation. 

F you, CNN. I can't handle this so early in the morning.

4 hours ago, floplag said:

the answer is simple, 2 words, free bees 

That really is a very simple answer.

I can describe it in two words: awe some.

On 4/29/2018 at 10:36 PM, Angelsfan626 said:

16-12 with u

J-Up quite zack and Ian have been SUPER quite pitching will turn around. Justin Anderson looks great hope he’s here to stay. Not to worry guys should be fine......

On 4/29/2018 at 10:40 PM, Taylor said:

Paging @EnglishCop...

Paging @allthedrinksintheworld...

On 4/29/2018 at 2:17 PM, Dick B Back said:

I hate to say it Scout, but I think that @EnglishCop is really needed here.

There's very little that I can do when a person is so far gone. It's incredibly sad.

On 4/19/2018 at 6:06 PM, Tank said:

@EnglishCop's jurisdiction needs to be expanded. Print media these days is just plain horrible.

 

 

* please forgie me for not using only lower-case letters. i wasn't in a hurry for once.

I forgie you.

On 4/7/2018 at 3:15 PM, Ace-Of-Diamonds said:

There was no threat, it was all left up to him. Besides I haven't seen a badge or any ID saying he is an official officer. He could be an imposture and that's is illegal.

If anything in this world is even slightly illegal, it's the quoted sentence above. We don't have a big enough police for to deal with the likes of you. You're a mess. Get your life together, son.

7 hours ago, Jason said:

I'm to cheap to buy beer at a ballpark anyways

Good. You can use the money that you save on a tutor.

4 hours ago, Geoff said:

Another mass killing of 14 children. 

No need to do anything though, folks.  You're thoughts & prayers will be enough, I'm sure.

 

 

Should we save some thoughts and prayers for the words you drunkenly massacre with you're keyboard?

On 4/3/2018 at 4:58 PM, Ace-Of-Diamonds said:

please do

Please do what? You need to complete your sentence.

1 hour ago, Blarg said:

Agreed, numbnutz.

What's the issue here?

51 minutes ago, Make Angels Great Again said:

 

All caps is not proper english.

Nor is numbnutz a word.

I'll be reporting this to the captain.

Numbnutz is indeed an accepted word in the AngelsWin dictionary. 

3 hours ago, EnglishCop said:

You are a numbnutz who needs learn proper sentence composition.

COME AT ME, BRO.

1 hour ago, Blarg said:

Your work Visa needs to be revoked, you are starting to sound like the populace of Fontana. 

1 hour ago, mtangelsfan said:

Time for EC to go back to the academy.

Greetings, citizens of Bachelorland and Inconsequential Flyoversville!

That mistake was entirely intentional and merely mocks the error that the citizen from the Angry Delusionsville made. This intentional repetition of the mistake is entirely consistent with many of my other posts. If either of you two are smart enough to use the search feature on this board, you will see this prove to be true. Please consult @Lou for assistance with the search function as he is perhaps the world's greatest mind when it comes to the effective use of message board search features.

Have a good day, and as always: carry on!

9 hours ago, red321 said:

Did you have to change your panties after typing that?

No, but I assume that he had to change his diaper. I only say this because he exhibits the language skills of an infant.

13 hours ago, Make Angels Great Again said:

David Hogg is a fuck who needs punched in the face.

Come at me.

You are a numbnutz who needs learn proper sentence composition.

COME AT ME, BRO.

On 3/30/2018 at 8:38 PM, Ace-Of-Diamonds said:

hey @EnglishCop, can we get a ruling?

I understand his intent, but I also understand that his choice of structure makes me want to kill myself.