EnglishCop

I’m guessing your shift key belongs to the garbage.

What the hell is this garbage?

Execute him.

*them If the queen wasn’t already dead, it’s reasonable to think this pathetic display would have likely killed her.

The same goes for the words “I’m” and “in,” you inbred monster.

Spellcheck doesn’t have an engine and wheels. Why did you ban it from your device?

You’re missing a comma here, genius.

Between this and the use of the obsolete word "revisioned" in the thread title, we are witnessing one of the most brazen crime sprees in quite some time. We've dispatched a unit to arrest @Angelsjunky. They are actively canvassing liberal protests across the nation to find him.

We have a sacred duty to keep idiocy in check. @failos is a trusted deputy of mine and deserves respect. You deserve a 3 night stay in the slammer.

I'm glad that your frustration didn't get in the way of language perfection. A+

I thought was competent.

Sad!

The world will be a better place if it's one of the incompetent buffoons that taught you English.

No. You are on the side of truth and justice, son. Carry on!

Hello, and thank you for the consult! This is actually not within the scope of my department, but I got in touch with detectives in @CraigDuplicateRepetitionRedunantCop's branch and they performed a thorough investigation. They determined that not only did @fan_since79 post this same item, but 8 unique AngelsWin members reacted to the post. You were one of them. The initial post appeared in the last two pages of this thread per our display here at the station. I understand if you'd like to rescind your request for a ruling given these findings. I'll now be turning this case over to @DementiaCop.

I am UK based, numbnutz.

Oh boy.

Maybe We should correct the false narrative that we should just Capitalize Some Words just for The cutesy pie hell of It. Please get your life in order. Angry and ignorant is not a good way to go through life, son. Carry on!

If we're going to be evaluating your theory on the basis of that post, it's pretty clear that you're not talking about punctuation marks. Get a brain, Moran.

If you have a moment, I'd like to have a sit down with you about stupid errors. Please don't be defensive.