Mr. Notti, we have completed our investigation here at EnglishCop HQ. I have involved every member of our current force and a thorough deconstruction of events was performed. We then painstakingly analyzed what happened from every possible angle.
We have determined that Mr. RallyMo was obviously replying to the original post in a mocking manner, employing the same mistaken use of tense that the original post exhibited.
All of us here appreciate your interest in enforcing proper language use on the boards. On behalf of the chief, I would like to extend an offer for you to join our force in an entry level position. If you accept, you will patrol the "Future Angels Discussion" board and will henceforth be known as "Eric Blarg, Mall EnglishCop." We look forward to hearing back from you.