EnglishCop

"Capitalize Inappropriately and Don't! use punctuation Properly;" -MemE CreAtor

Wut doe youd owe for you're .158 English accuracy average?

Dude! You know that's not cool.

The errors are abundant and real. I'm not "an English cop," I'm the one and only English Cop. I am the ultimate authority on linguistic excellence and folly. As far as I am concerned, you are a super-villain and must be vanquished. Being on an internet chat board is no excuse for willful ignorance and stupidity. You have access to a world of knowledge and tips on proper language use. I will never "F off!" I will always "F on!" I'm on to you and your no good ways. We'll be keeping an eye on you from now on, citizen. Get your life together, child. Carry on!

I don't have enough time in the day to fully list the crimes you've committed. What the hell is wrong with you? Get your life in order, son.

Give me a second and I'll fix this.

http://www.angelswin-forum.com/forums/topic/45-random-pics-for-no-reason/?do=findComment&comment=1129459

One of the levels that it's wrong on happens to be the meme's haphazard punctuation.

F you, CNN. I can't handle this so early in the morning.

That really is a very simple answer. I can describe it in two words: awe some.

Paging @allthedrinksintheworld...

There's very little that I can do when a person is so far gone. It's incredibly sad.

I forgie you.

If anything in this world is even slightly illegal, it's the quoted sentence above. We don't have a big enough police for to deal with the likes of you. You're a mess. Get your life together, son.

Good. You can use the money that you save on a tutor.

Should we save some thoughts and prayers for the words you drunkenly massacre with you're keyboard?

Please do what? You need to complete your sentence.

What's the issue here?

Numbnutz is indeed an accepted word in the AngelsWin dictionary.

Greetings, citizens of Bachelorland and Inconsequential Flyoversville! That mistake was entirely intentional and merely mocks the error that the citizen from the Angry Delusionsville made. This intentional repetition of the mistake is entirely consistent with many of my other posts. If either of you two are smart enough to use the search feature on this board, you will see this prove to be true. Please consult @Lou for assistance with the search function as he is perhaps the world's greatest mind when it comes to the effective use of message board search features. Have a good day, and as always: carry on!

No, but I assume that he had to change his diaper. I only say this because he exhibits the language skills of an infant.

You are a numbnutz who needs learn proper sentence composition. COME AT ME, BRO.

I understand his intent, but I also understand that his choice of structure makes me want to kill myself.