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  1. EnglishCop
    I think that the death penalty is appropriate.
  2. EnglishCop
    I have good news for you. We've apprehended the thief we believe to be responsible for the disappearance of all your punctuation keys. When you have a moment, please walk up from the basement and ask your mom if she can give you a ride down to the station so that you can participate in a suspect lineup and confirm his involvement. Please continue to work on improving your copy and paste skills in the intervening time. Thank you.
  3. EnglishCop
    Halt! If you're going to copy and paste each and every single freaking one of your posts, the least we can ask of you is that you do so in a manner that allows for complete sentences and proper punctuation. You have received a laziness citation. Stop being a waste of space, you hippie liberal. Carry on!
  4. EnglishCop
    Speaking of doing things while drinking, were you drunk when you decided to type "sueing" into your text box twice? Whatever the case is, EnglishDA is working up an indictment on behalf of the people in your case. Our legal system must address your undeniable idiocy.
  5. EnglishCop
    True. It seems that whatever device you're using is allowing you to slaughter the English language with a proficiency none of us has seen since HaloThunder last contributed to the board.
  6. EnglishCop
    When this is done in third grade, it is called a failure.
  7. EnglishCop
    I assume it's yours. I do so because you've clearly allowed the dog to compose the title for your thread. Get your crap together.
  8. EnglishCop
    The list of charges is long on that offense, my friend.
  9. EnglishCop
    You have to go back to grade school since you suck, right?
  10. EnglishCop
    They're awful. All of us on the force think her show is just about the worst thing on which a person can choose to spend time. The only thing worse is your course on proper apostrophe use. That's a giant waste of time.
  11. EnglishCop
    Speaking of dead people saying things, I bet most dead people could articulate that thought a little better than you did.
  12. EnglishCop
    Absolutely. He's guilty. Execute him. With that taken care of, I'd like to suggest that you lower your standards. This is a UCLA thread.
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  14. EnglishCop
    There are so many things that could go wrong. What if they attacked each other so thoroughly that their citizens lost the ability to properly use simple homophones? It's terrifying.
  15. EnglishCop
    I'm not so sure I agree with that. I here that its thyme four you too leave, @LHalo. Gather your belongings, please. We'll be at your door by the end of the day. Fear not, though. We'll let someone in that actually knows how to use words properly and you'll be able to see them MAGA from wherever we send you.
  16. EnglishCop
    Did Kid Rock teach you how to spell?
  17. EnglishCop
    I agree.
  18. EnglishCop
    I would usually be offended by such a comment, but I'm not in this instance. I must make it absolutely clear that this is exclusively due to calscuf's long-standing policy of respecting sensitive topics as sacred spaces. Thank you for your relentless attention to message board etiquette and your stewardship in cordiality. You are a true model for us all.
  19. EnglishCop
    It's a disaster.
  20. EnglishCop
    It would seem that your ability to compose decent sentences has committed suicide as well.
  21. EnglishCop
    haha wow at least you didnt use anything close to proper punctuation otherwise I would suspect that you had attended school past fourth grade.
  22. EnglishCop
    If you did have money to burn, I'd suggest that you buy a guide to using apostrophes correctly.
  23. EnglishCop
    Was it?
  24. EnglishCop
    Based on our actuarial analysis of your tendencies, the value of the stated benefit offered would be around $1500 daily. Given the fact that you do not live near an In-N-Out, the actual value is diminished to approximately $1,475. We believe this to be a fair offer.
  25. EnglishCop
    I'm fine with it. Most Europeans brutalize the language. I'd like to cut the Chunnel in half and build a wall in the middle of the water.
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