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  1. EnglishCop
    I can't issue rulings. I can tell you that there's no arrest to be made of Angelswin founding member @kmiller in this case. The bot's on the spot.
  2. EnglishCop
    You look more foolish. You're an ignorant criminal of a different breed.
  3. EnglishCop
    I would never dare come up with that linguistic atrocity. I must preserve my dignity. I believe that your inability to produce anything resembling proper English has you very close to being arrested. Please look into hiring a tutor.
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  5. EnglishCop
    You didn't use an apostrophe, idiot. UTH needs to go to hell.
  6. EnglishCop
    You're sure he wears his hat's what with pride?
  7. EnglishCop
    I am more than happy to help you out. There should be a comma in your sentence before the word "but."
  8. EnglishCop
    You're going to go from a complete absence of punctuation keys to a neverending stream of science books? That's a win, whether or not you are smart enough to recognize it. You can ask all the soccer dads for help with the big words.
  9. EnglishCop
    That comma is an act of hatred and complete rejection of God. Who ties your shoes for you, simpleton?
  10. EnglishCop
    It's not his fault. We'll let him slide.
  11. EnglishCop
    An absence of proper punctuation and haphazard capitalization aren't things we should expect from educators. This is shameful. Please correct and resubmit this assignment. D-
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  13. EnglishCop
    This guy gets it, punctuation excepted.
  14. EnglishCop
    I do neither. Nothing is funny to me, Captain Jackass.
  15. EnglishCop
    It seems that it may be time to deputize @calscuf. I appreciate the subtlety.
  16. EnglishCop
    My text messages are impeccable.
  17. EnglishCop
    ...you'd have some spare change with which you could hire a spelling tutor?
  18. EnglishCop
    You owe your private school teachers an apology.
  19. EnglishCop
    You don't.
  20. EnglishCop
    Hello, Thunder.
  21. EnglishCop
    I'm rolling in dough on the basis of civil forfeiture from AngelsWin alone. You're all a bunch of idiots.
  22. EnglishCop
    I have it on good authority that the Angels would have signed both Cole and Keuchel, but they saw @popo85's post and decided to sign elsewhere. Cole had a sign at his conference that said "Grammar Fan For Life." It's so disappointing.
  23. EnglishCop
    Tell us more about these imbiciles.
  24. EnglishCop
    It's nice to meet you, ThundertheHalo. Welcome to our community.
  25. EnglishCop
    I think you can ignore some things forever. To wit: you've managed to ignore the apostrophe key forever. Get A BRAIN, MORANS!
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