On 3/30/2018 at 8:36 PM, Tank said:

hey @EnglishCop, can we get a ruling?

I think that the death penalty is appropriate.

14 hours ago, Ace-Of-Diamonds said:

Fuck off Limey

I have good news for you.

We've apprehended the thief we believe to be responsible for the disappearance of all your punctuation keys. When you have a moment, please walk up from the basement and ask your mom if she can give you a ride down to the station so that you can participate in a suspect lineup and confirm his involvement.

Please continue to work on improving your copy and paste skills in the intervening time.

Thank you.

10 hours ago, Ace-Of-Diamonds said:

Gun Maker Remington Seeks Bankruptcy Protection

Private equity-backed gun maker is facing a heavy debt load, falling sales and lawsuits tied to Sandy Hook school shooting

By

Lillian Rizzo

Updated March 25, 2018 10:02 p.m. ET

Firearms maker Remington Outdoor Co. sought bankruptcy protection Sunday, in the face of a heavy debt load, falling sales and lawsuits tied to the Sandy Hook school shooting.

Remington filed for chapter 11 protection in the U.S. Bankruptcy Court in Wilmington, Del., with plans to hand over control of the company to its creditors

Halt!

If you're going to copy and paste each and every single freaking one of your posts, the least we can ask of you is that you do so in a manner that allows for complete sentences and proper punctuation.

You have received a laziness citation. Stop being a waste of space, you hippie liberal.

Carry on!

2 hours ago, Make Angels Great Again said:

I'll never understand shooting victims' families sueing gun manufacturers. It's like drunk driving victims sueing Toyota.

Speaking of doing things while drinking, were you drunk when you decided to type "sueing" into your text box twice?

Whatever the case is, EnglishDA is working up an indictment on behalf of the people in your case. Our legal system must address your undeniable idiocy.

15 minutes ago, Geoff said:

That Trout wanna be at Virginia Tech was certainly didn't hit less proficiently with his souvenir mini bats.

 

 

True. It seems that whatever device you're using is allowing you to slaughter the English language with a proficiency none of us has seen since HaloThunder last contributed to the board.

2 hours ago, Jason said:

When this is done in reverse it called diversity

When this is done in third grade, it is called a failure.

I assume it's yours.

I do so because you've clearly allowed the dog to compose the title for your thread.

Get your crap together.

On 12/18/2017 at 10:08 PM, ANAHEIMBOB said:

Could any manager have  done a better job then Scioscia  in the last 9 years, they would have been a pretty  bad manager.

On 12/19/2017 at 11:22 AM, Taylor said:

Paging @EnglishCop

The list of charges is long on that offense, my friend.

6 hours ago, LHalo said:

You have to play the "P" since "sac" isn't a word right?

You have to go back to grade school since you suck, right?

1 hour ago, Jason said:

Sounds like her show is pretty fun to watch. Are the conversations on her show as awesome as the one's in this forum?

They're awful. All of us on the force think her show is just about the worst thing on which a person can choose to spend time. The only thing worse is your course on proper apostrophe use. That's a giant waste of time.

8 hours ago, Adam said:

She can still could have said it

Speaking of dead people saying things, I bet most dead people could articulate that thought a little better than you did.

1 hour ago, Tank said:

@EnglishCop, can we get a ruling on this one?

Absolutely.

He's guilty.

Execute him.

With that taken care of, I'd like to suggest that you lower your standards. This is a UCLA thread.

17 hours ago, Jason said:

One of the best uses of simile on these boards

On 8/14/2017 at 0:39 PM, LHalo said:

To nuclear powers with billions in population. What could go wrong?

There are so many things that could go wrong.

What if they attacked each other so thoroughly that their citizens lost the ability to properly use simple homophones? 

It's terrifying.

16 hours ago, nate said:

Preferring people that speak English is so stupid

I'm not so sure I agree with that.

16 hours ago, mtangelsfan said:

Why?

15 hours ago, LHalo said:

That's a good question.

6 hours ago, LHalo said:

Glad to here you think immigration should be controlled. 

I here that its thyme four you too leave, @LHalo.

Gather your belongings, please. We'll be at your door by the end of the day.

Fear not, though. We'll let someone in that actually knows how to use words properly and you'll be able to see them MAGA from wherever we send you. 

On 7/12/2017 at 4:23 PM, Geoff said:

https://www.kidrockforsenate.com/

 

Did Kid Rock teach you how to spell?

1 hour ago, red321 said:

someone deserves as nut punch

I agree.

1 hour ago, calscuf said:

Hey fuckface, their are some threads, that don't need your input, thanks.

I would usually be offended by such a comment, but I'm not in this instance.

I must make it absolutely clear that this is exclusively due to calscuf's long-standing policy of respecting sensitive topics as sacred spaces.

Thank you for your relentless attention to message board etiquette and your stewardship in cordiality. You are a true model for us all.

On 5/16/2017 at 4:54 PM, Brandon said:

@EnglishCop

ruling on the above post?

It's a disaster.

52 minutes ago, Brandon said:

Between when his show ended and when he was pronounced dead was two hours....which means the wife call until suicide and being found had to be within half an hour.

It would seem that your ability to compose decent sentences has committed suicide as well.

9 hours ago, Jay said:

haha wow at least you didnt use "ball washing" otherwise I would suspect that you, Glen and Shit Gibbon all atttended the same creative writing class at the community college.

 

haha wow at least you didnt use anything close to proper punctuation otherwise I would suspect that you had attended school past fourth grade.

6 hours ago, colt4405 said:

Thank God their dad's have money to burn because I do not.

If you did have money to burn, I'd suggest that you buy a guide to using apostrophes correctly.

10 minutes ago, Geoff said:

 

Why can't we just say $250 a day, like a real company would do?

 

 

 

 

Based on our actuarial analysis of your tendencies, the value of the stated benefit offered would be around $1500 daily. Given the fact that you do not live near an In-N-Out, the actual value is diminished to approximately $1,475. We believe this to be a fair offer.

4 hours ago, mtangelsfan said:

How do you feel about Brexit EC?

I'm fine with it. Most Europeans brutalize the language. I'd like to cut the Chunnel in half and build a wall in the middle of the water.