cals

Do they compete for money?
It would be worth it to go on the show, knowing you were gonna quit in 2 days anyway, and when the naked chick says "i brought an axe, what did you bring?" 
And you show her a box of condoms.

If Vlad had elected to go in the HOF wearing a Rangers cap.

lol, oh boy and I am off my meds. 

Trout will change numbers in a marketing ploy to sell more jerseys.. giving Arte Moreno more gas money for his yacht.
 

Well, It happened. Opie hasn't been gone long and I wasn't ready yet, but my kids needed this. So here is our new family member and my new buddy. Ranger (like the one that works in the forest, not the ones in texas. I just realized this...damnit)
 
 

"A shutdown falls on the President's lack of leadership. He can't even control his party and get people together in a room. A shutdown means the President is weak" -Donald Trump 2013
 

At least the phone handset isn't upside down

Someone should suggest they watch the original "Bad News Bears".

Brilliance

Apparently Nate has never been to Hawaii. 

... and marriage.
 

Note he said "you". He didn't say that HE couldn't do it.

At the very least can they bring the gold back to the halo

then that would have made him Han Cholo.

After 25 years of marriage, I am down for my wife being a little gay and a little more interesting.

My parents went through some rocky times, my Mom had confronted him about having an affair one night when he came in at 3am. That ended up with him actually hitting her and scratched her cheek. For a month she slept on the couch downstairs.
A few years ago I was doing a name search for family members on a free trial of ancestry.com and found not only when my great grandfather immigrated to America and what ship he traveled on but also my parents filing for divorce in Orange County Superior Court my senior year of high school. 
They never signed the final papers but I asked my Mom about it last spring when I visited and she said she made her decision to live this life, it was a comfortable one with no wants and a retirement in a nice house but also had to pay for it living with my father's arrogance, selflessness and mood swings. She admitted she was scared to walk away and be on her own. 
Yeah, just some pictures of the past which reminds you of the good times experienced as a child while others were living out a more complex adult life.

seems like you're taking an unnecessary risk on this, cals. you need to call this guy asap. http://www.mgocpa.com/people/kenneth-l-goldman/

Never left. 

Me neither.
 
I'm very impressed by the body of work. JeDi Master has a plan and it is coming to fruition.

Yep, funnier things have happened. Houston could be hit with major injuries. You just never know.

Since this thread is 531 pages of growing chaos I thought it would be interesting to pick a random page and see what gems I could find again from the past.  Thanks cals!

Oh! Give her your card Cals

Worth noting that he's a 2 WAR at SS. The same offensive numbers would be worth less at 3B, not to mention he may be worse defensively at 3B than at SS since it's new to him.

We're still missing the big picture. As we sit, We have a 3B who won't play against lefties (Valbuena) and a part time 1B in Pujols. Headley or someone like him can fill one of those positions in the games where the first 2 are either sitting or DHing. having 2 part time corner men makes this a necessity

Dipoto is swooping in to add Kinsler at catcher.