Lazorko Saves

Actually yeah, looking at hazelbazel post history, that's just a link spamming bot that happened to not include a link this time.  The other posts were bland AI-like nonsense with an embedded link in the post.

@Chuck Might want to disable the hazelbazel account.

I think we found Ippei's burner account...why else would anyone be bumping this thread back to the front page?

I mean, it makes sense.  You can get him onto the IL in the first game by the bottom of the 1st instead of the bottom of the 2nd or 3rd.

Just now, Taylor said:

What did Chuck say about Ohtani's fluids?

He said there's 4.5 million gallons missing and somehow Shohei knew nothing about it.

Locust forecast looks much better today.

El Rojo will always be one of my favorites.  He certainly played the game the right way.  Even if he never did figure out how to hit the ball up the middle or to the opposite field.

https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2024/03/kole-calhoun-announces-retirement.html

2 hours ago, TroutField said:

Its rain, not locusts. lol

he was just being silly 

Not true, I pulled up the Locust Doppler 3000 live data directly myself, this is impossible to fake:

2 hours ago, aznhockeyguy said:

2) Why is the Phoenix area spared?

Not sure, could be one of two possibilities:

1. Less sodomy going on there (seems unlikely, though).

2. (Wally) Moses asked the Lord (Commissioner Manfred) to spare the center of the city.

14 minutes ago, Tank said:

why?

Plague of locusts.  Here's the current Locust Radar.  Particularly heavy over Peoria right now.

Someone's gotta say to him, "You're in Victor's seat."

But seriously, Wayne's been great.  And I, for one, am glad we stopped the post-Victor merry-go-round and have a high quality PBP once again.

I like the lighter style he and Gubie seem to have together.  Particularly when Wayne comes up with some witticism that sends Gubie into a fit of laughing.

32 minutes ago, Mickey "Tank" Moniak said:

what's B4S? never heard of it.

Ah ha!  We've found Moniak's burner account!

I believe the board is ready for this thread....

Oh wait, Blake Snell just posted another update to Instagram...

14 minutes ago, Redondo said:

https://theathletic.com/5329564/2024/03/10/roger-clemens-roy-oswalt-savannah-bananas/

Ah, so there's another unsigned Boras client showcasing his stuff for teams right now....

MLBTR has the Out of Options list going:

https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2024/03/out-of-options-2024.html

Angels

• Jo Adell, LF
• Mickey Moniak, CF
• Jose Quijada, RP
• Luis Rengifo, 2B
• Jose Suarez, SP
• Matt Thaiss, C

6 minutes ago, Taylor said:

I love these guys. @UndertheHalo thinks they're heretics.

Pfft, they'd be heretics if they were in MLB.  Or any pro minor league.  Or NCAA.  Or college wood bat summer league.  But they're not, so they're not.

Does anyone call the Harlem Globetrotters heretics?

When the inevitable Gilligan's Island reboot comes, the Savannah Bananas will be ones making the guest appearance this time.

Toothpicks up for UL Washington.

https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2024/03/u-l-washington-passes-away.html

1 hour ago, T.G. said:

Must win game today.

Wait, is the Rangers magic number already down to 1?  Geez, those guys are good.

What I'm expecting to see on my screen when Sano hits.

Will I be able to see Sano on the broadcast, or is he so thin now that the TV camera won't even make him visible in the batter's box?

15 hours ago, REDneck said:

Sweaters? Dodger fans where sweaters?

Apparently.  Who knew?

And there's lots of Christmas ones, of course.

Actually, I realize now, Voldemort would be all over this hat...

1 hour ago, Angels 1961 said:

I was really worried Dodgers were going to sign you know who?

This guy?

47 minutes ago, Angels 1961 said:

Should you not have a cap on the W on when?

Yes, it should be a big dubb-ya, I tell ya!