Pancake Bear

Non tendered by the Cubs. Good player a few years ago and still young. I'd take a shot at him. 

Yep. If he really wanted to be here he’d tell Arte, “Dude, I’ll sign for less so you can sign Stras, too.” What a loser. We should only go for people who really want to be here. 

La Stella platooning with Cozart? Yeah, I don’t think so. 

Great news I won't hear about how the Angels need to sign Moustakas anymore!

Sherman thinks we should fix Boston by taking all their bad contracts so we can suck like them. 

Sherman thinks we should fix Boston by taking all their bad contracts so we can suck like them. 

Yeah, if you just let the Iron Eagle marathon go, it would totally happen. 

Yeah, if you just let the Iron Eagle marathon go, it would totally happen. 

Yeah, if you just let the Iron Eagle marathon go, it would totally happen. 

Sherman thinks we should fix Boston by taking all their bad contracts so we can suck like them. 

Nothing would ever make me stoop so low.

There’s a greater than zero chance one of them will be pitching in the 2020 World Series. 

There’s a greater than zero chance one of them will be pitching in the 2020 World Series. 

This is how anyone in NY or Boston thinks. And unfortunately someone will help them out, just like the Dodgers did a few years back.
Let them sink in their own shit.

Ryan would get his ass kicked today. 

Sherman thinks we should fix Boston by taking all their bad contracts so we can suck like them. 

Sherman thinks we should fix Boston by taking all their bad contracts so we can suck like them. 

It's good content should you change your mind. 
But I'm sure you get the gist of it from the intro. 

It was a good trade at the time. It still is. 

Except no not all free agents are as volatile as relief pitchers. You simply don’t like free agency, which means you should probably sit out the hot stove league. 

Ryan would get his ass kicked today. 

Does anyone else remember when Nolan Ryan would throw 300+ innings at full octane every year and still be able to swing a mean uppercut? Bob Feller put full effort into every pitch for well over 300 innings for three straight seasons and nearly five straight. Oh yeah, he went and served in the navy during WW2 for 3 years in between those prime seasons. This snowflake generation can’t pitch 30 games and half as many innings. Good thing they have their safe spaces to go hide and recover in after two times through the lineups. 

That it? 
Get it done, Eppler.

Being reasonable means you end up in third place on every free agent you pursue. Arte and Eppler need to think desperately because they are in a desperate situation. If they approach their pitching need rationally, this season will be garbage. 

Being reasonable means you end up in third place on every free agent you pursue. Arte and Eppler need to think desperately because they are in a desperate situation. If they approach their pitching need rationally, this season will be garbage.