Throwman91

Light that bitch up! 

But

If the Angels signed him, he'd be hitting .120 with 0 HR.

Not true, teams have a bereavement list for the bolded.  https://www.baseball-reference.com/bullpen/Bereavement_list

I'm watching Naked and Afraid and all the chicks are talking about getting their periods and taking dumps. 
Much better than Angels baseball.

Pujols bullying the 2B again.

CY HARVEY !!!

Tonight is far from over. 

Do you ever read the entire context?
He is a dick if he decides he no longer wants to be an Angel.  And he then enforces his no trade clause.  
In this scenario Trout is leaving anyway.  The only reason for him to exercise the no trade clause is because he wants to screw the Angels!
THAT IS WHY HE WOULD BE A DICK!

Seems hes the reason were not winning.  When its clearly time to rebuild a while ago, we are instead stuck in purgatory because were trying to get a guy a ring who's been on his way out the door long before Harper came to town.  
Through 858 career gms:
Trout 189 2B, 39 3B, 184 HR, 513 BB, 826 K .308/.408/.567
Pujols 237 2B, 11 3B, 229 HR, 453 BB, 369 K .331/.419/.626
Let Philly have the $40 million version of Trout when hes on the wrong side of 30 and approaching their 40's.   Thanks for the memories and the prime years.  Unless they find some new steroids ala David Ortiz, why should we expect them to perform differently than any other washed up superstar, now in that age.  Its going to be Pujols/Miguel Cabrera/McCutchen/most other superstars, PT 2 after just a couple years into that contract.
 

Moose signs!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

they will regardless of the team's name 

In before "ASB"

Ohtani our savior!!!
YES!!!!!
 

Can see DP to end game

Kole Calhoun, due to the fact that he is never on base, has simply forgotten how to run the bases.

Over the past 2 seasons, Trout is batting .200 vs Houston.
Not clutch. 

Can someone please tell me why Parker couldn’t have come in to face Altuve and get five outs to win it?
Altuve crushes LHP with RISP.
But Anderson is allowed to pitch multiple innings?
Parker has pitched ONE inning and ONE pitch the past TEN days, and has a 1.80 ERA the past 15 innings.

Rivera about to take this guy deep. 

Chill out, damn! I used to be a fan of the team and also enjoyed Scoscia playing NL-style baseball many years ago. Enjoy the win tonight!  

You can win a game 2-1 but lose a game 10-9.

They won despite of hm managing. 

I've given this a lot of thought...  Trout has amazing statistics, but I still want more.  Statistics don't give me memories... big plays in big situations do.  I tried to touch on this  at the end of last season...