Brandon

I saw a podcast with him and loved it. I'm not big into country, but am big into him. Great voice, great story, and great artist.

This dude is quickly becoming one of my favorites
 
 

So last night was the ESPY's and Shohei Ohtani won the best MLB award on the show. 
I didn't watch it, but seeing clips on social media got me to thinking of Norm MacDonald's (RIP) fire monologue that wouldn't play these days with everyone being so sensitive thanks to the far left woke and those on a crusade to bring racism back.
Anyhow, enjoy. This was quite the roast. 
 

@Brandon!!

Also, the new John Mulaney special is on Netflix. Dude has my favorite bit of all time.
I literally stole the premise and did this with @JasonMBrennan when we would meet up and I told the bartenders what I was going to do and they thought it was hilarious. Don't want to ruin the joke in the video, but replace Tom Jones with Whitney Houston "I'm Every Woman". I even randomly ran into said bartender during Covid lock down at Paul's in Orange Circle and he remembered this joke almost 10 years later and bought me a drink because of it.
 

Get rid of gay pride night

When they win

Saw Taylor Tomlinson’s new hour in KC tonight. Really really really good. Her stage presence, material, timing, feel, etc… are just top notch. Whenever I see a comic’s new material I kinda expect to be disappointed, and this was like the polar opposite of that.

I’m of no help here, but spent the last year or two creating a smart home……lights, A/C,  Roomba, etc. and understand the troubles.
I recommend Google and Alexa groups. I bought all of the cylinder models for every room, but have the Show (I think, the one with the screen) in my bedroom and it was a nightmare connecting them all, getting them to communicate, and dumb shit like getting it to tie into my TV for voice command.
It feels like every problem is individualistic or unique. I’d be surprised if you get more than norm AW responses.

I know a bunch of you dudes are dads.

I know a bunch of you dudes are dads.

I know a bunch of you dudes are dads.

If that was complicated, try 2+2.

If that was complicated, try 2+2.

If that was complicated, try 2+2.

Fucking hilarious. I didn’t see this coming, per se, but wish I could have bet on LIV like people bought Bitcoin during its inception.
Knew the wild pay was going to change everything and saw it crumble for the PGA when they magically decided to profit share more and make bigger prize pools. 
PGA are a bunch of scumbags that it took a competing league to alter their payouts. Capitalism at its finest, and it worked here, as well.

LOL 

No, that bitch lives off Slater in HB. There are a bunch of internet stars here. Don’t fret it here when people go for the personal attacks. Says more about them than you.

No, that bitch lives off Slater in HB. There are a bunch of internet stars here. Don’t fret it here when people go for the personal attacks. Says more about them than you.

No, that bitch lives off Slater in HB. There are a bunch of internet stars here. Don’t fret it here when people go for the personal attacks. Says more about them than you.

No, that bitch lives off Slater in HB. There are a bunch of internet stars here. Don’t fret it here when people go for the personal attacks. Says more about them than you.

Wait a minute... I've seen that video.... that was you?!?!?

I was a mascot. It had its ups and downs.

I don't know how to post the link/videos properly, but the 2 Bears 1 Cave group on FB has a myriad of these Darwin Award types. I feel like someone here posted the drumming one years ago.
https://www.facebook.com/100002248804771/videos/6180798125335431/
https://www.facebook.com/reel/581789580723223
 

I was a mascot. It had its ups and downs.