Corona

I love the Cozart signing.. Gonna be nice to get production out of 3b, haven't had that since Figgins ffs. 

That Putos swing...
 
 

Are you saying I'm not intelligent? 
Well I never! Harumph good sir!

Can I get cliffs on this? I'm stuck at work right now

I think people are getting a little giddy on the off season acquisitions and want to go full shit faced drunk spending.
Upton, Ohtani, Kinsler and Cozart aquired? Hey let's get every big name player you can think of and deplete the farm because that always works out! 
Or we could all sober up and take this slow and see what parts will be permanent and which need to be moved in a longer term plan than two months after the world series ended. 
Each season Eppler has replaced several players but only one signed for long term duty. This season we have three long term contracts in Upton, Ohtani and Cozart. I think that's the end of that for this off season. 
No big name pitcher, no big trade for Yellich, no first baseman that isn't going to be full time. Nope, if anything some boring utility player at most, maybe a retread cast-off bullpen arm. 
Nothing to get excited about, it's time to sober up and be ready for spring training. 

I’m a big fan of this signing, good job billy 

I’m a big fan of this signing, good job billy 

This is quite convenient for me.. I’ll be driving from my place in Irvine to my parents in chino at around 2 or 3. Might have to stop by and check it out. 
 
Now without trying to sounding like an alcoholic, do they sell beer at these things? Lmao 

Brutal

#17 for Ohtani
 

Let's all take a moment to laugh again at Jim Bowden.
 

LOL @ Dipoto

Brutal

Actually, drinking Corona is brutal. There are so many better Mexican beers.
 

If they dont, walk over to the riverbed next door. Theyll have beers.

Eppler needs to hear a huge ovation

BYOB

One of the coolest things about Ohtani...he and Albert would have a yin and yang thing going on, to use an Eastern metaphor. 
You have one aging player who is overpaid, clogging a roster spot, unable to provide much roster or position flexibility, and you have a 23-year old foregoing untold millions who can fill a hole in the lineup, rotation, or bench (either as a PH, 1B, OF, 4th OF).
To make things Star Wars centric, if Eppler acquires Ohtani, he cancels out JeDi's Pujols signing. Thus bringing balance to the Force.
Eppler/Ohtani = Chosen One?

The bright side is that Hackilton was the last time he had input into a major signing.   Maybe lesson finally learned?   Just don’t do a 180 degree turn as a result. 

When he won the Cy young in philly he had a replica trophy made for Carlos Ruiz for being his catcher that year. Really a likeable guy all around, this sucks. 

When he won the Cy young in philly he had a replica trophy made for Carlos Ruiz for being his catcher that year. Really a likeable guy all around, this sucks. 

I’m not sure what I’ve done to have to suffer 2 fucking Kings Stanley Cups and now this shit. 
Oh and 3 Red Sox championships.
fuck everything 

Agreed, except for the part about the Kings.

Sosh will still have Pujols bat right behind Trout and ahead of Stanton.