Count Orlok

You know who else sent ground troops to Poland? Hitler. 

"His arm looked really good detatching from his shoulder"

Like today

Even though it's still early it's nice to see someone actually earning their big paycheck for once. I forgot what that was like. Haven't seen anyone do that in recent memory besides Vlad and Hunter.

If you say "Here's a bag of money, now go pass this law" it's an illegal bribe.
If you say "Here's a bag of money" and then a year later say "It would be pretty cool if I could use my mistress as a tax deduction. Remember that bag of money I gave you a while ago? Git er done." it's a legal campaign contribution. 

If you say "Here's a bag of money, now go pass this law" it's an illegal bribe.
If you say "Here's a bag of money" and then a year later say "It would be pretty cool if I could use my mistress as a tax deduction. Remember that bag of money I gave you a while ago? Git er done." it's a legal campaign contribution. 

She's too old for you dude.

35 voters from an online poll. Sounds legit to me.

Totally worth it. I always recommend it to anyone who complains about Windows 8. It's way easier than downgrading to Windows 7.

Usually people serve 48 hours for a 154 day sentence. They must have been confused.

Maybe some day they'll actually find a link between higher minimum wages and unemployment.

I don't get it. They said he shouldn't go to jail because his parents never taught him actions have consequences. Isn't avoiding jail not teaching him the same lesson?

I'd be happy if he had a similar year to 2012.

I'd be happy if he had a similar year to 2012.

Praise Allah

If those are regular women I'm gonna switch to dudes now.

This is the first time I've ever heard of him but it he seems pretty good. Maybe the pen won't be a total disaster for once. Starters still suck though.

If those are regular women I'm gonna switch to dudes now.

I agree about cutting down the time between pitches and catcher visits but I like having an actual difference between the leagues and for overshifts there is nothing besides the book of unwritten rules keeping someone from bunting to third base while nobody is home. I never understood why they don't. If the defense is giving you a free pass then take it.

Google and the phone/cable companies.

Anybody up for grabbing some rope and stringing up some black...suited bankers?

Anybody up for grabbing some rope and stringing up some black...suited bankers?

I'm guessing when they vote there's going to be a lot of confused anti-war democrats who want to go along with Obama anyway and defense boner republicans who are afraid to agree with him.

I'm guessing when they vote there's going to be a lot of confused anti-war democrats who want to go along with Obama anyway and defense boner republicans who are afraid to agree with him.

Physics works differently at the major league level than it does in the minors.