the14thjoey

Never lose again!

Thanks for coming out of the closet as a bigot. Duly noted.

Who was the dipshit that kept saying we should have signed him, lol?
(Just kidding, it was me.)

Chuck Norris.

In the words of Ron Simmons, "DAMN!"
 
::shakes head in disgust::

In the words of Ron Simmons, "DAMN!"
 
::shakes head in disgust::

He may be a good fan, but he doesn't walk across the parking lot of the stadium everyday, so there goes that argument!

He may be a good fan, but he doesn't walk across the parking lot of the stadium everyday, so there goes that argument!

Opening Day has always been a can't-miss day for me and my family, but unfortunately I'm the last one upholding the tradition. My dad got old and grumpy and my brother isn't anywhere close to Sothern California.
 
I know many of you have me beat, but I've been to every Opening Day since 1997 except for 4 years I was living in New York. The past few years I've gone to any of the local bars before the game and made a day of it. This year I'll be at JT Schmid's, then I'll walk over to the stadium with some friends. 
 
Opening Day is also new hat buying day. I'll head over to the store and see if there is anything worth buying. It's also the day to spend a little extra on that expensive food. 
 
I'm excited and I can't wait!!!

Opening Day has always been a can't-miss day for me and my family, but unfortunately I'm the last one upholding the tradition. My dad got old and grumpy and my brother isn't anywhere close to Sothern California.
 
I know many of you have me beat, but I've been to every Opening Day since 1997 except for 4 years I was living in New York. The past few years I've gone to any of the local bars before the game and made a day of it. This year I'll be at JT Schmid's, then I'll walk over to the stadium with some friends. 
 
Opening Day is also new hat buying day. I'll head over to the store and see if there is anything worth buying. It's also the day to spend a little extra on that expensive food. 
 
I'm excited and I can't wait!!!

Opening Day has always been a can't-miss day for me and my family, but unfortunately I'm the last one upholding the tradition. My dad got old and grumpy and my brother isn't anywhere close to Sothern California.
 
I know many of you have me beat, but I've been to every Opening Day since 1997 except for 4 years I was living in New York. The past few years I've gone to any of the local bars before the game and made a day of it. This year I'll be at JT Schmid's, then I'll walk over to the stadium with some friends. 
 
Opening Day is also new hat buying day. I'll head over to the store and see if there is anything worth buying. It's also the day to spend a little extra on that expensive food. 
 
I'm excited and I can't wait!!!

Did you just try to pass the word farcical as an example of your great vocabulary? Is this an inside joke? Am I missing the sarcasm?

Did you just try to pass the word farcical as an example of your great vocabulary? Is this an inside joke? Am I missing the sarcasm?

Did you just try to pass the word farcical as an example of your great vocabulary? Is this an inside joke? Am I missing the sarcasm?

The field is so weak, they should just give it to Trout again. 

The field is so weak, they should just give it to Trout again. 

Even with teams playing each other, it's possible to get that second wild card spot. The planets have to align and everyone's wife has to admit they're wrong (about anything), but there's a chance.

Even with teams playing each other, it's possible to get that second wild card spot. The planets have to align and everyone's wife has to admit they're wrong (about anything), but there's a chance.

Even with teams playing each other, it's possible to get that second wild card spot. The planets have to align and everyone's wife has to admit they're wrong (about anything), but there's a chance.

Even with teams playing each other, it's possible to get that second wild card spot. The planets have to align and everyone's wife has to admit they're wrong (about anything), but there's a chance.

I'm famous!

Bill Shaikin â€@BillShaikin2h Major renovation on same property is the goal. RT @the14thjoey I was hoping for a major renovation or a new stadium on the same property.

I think we should go for it?
 
Particularly, what's the record for walk off losses on home runs to left field when playing in awful weather?

How do you know they haven't been fans since like, 1980?
 
 
Also who cares? If they are rooting for the team, they are fans. Doesn't matter when or why they started rooting for them.