Things less straight than Ernesto Frieri's fastball

[Taylor]

Chuck Norris.

[the14thjoey]

180⁰

[EDinTUSTIN]

lol

[Taylor]

I-10

[Lhalo]

The shortest distance between two points.

[Season Over]

Wilt Chamberlain 

[Taylor]

An arrow.

[Skankhunt42]

Captain Janks

[Blarg]

Cez.

[Taylor]

y = x + 1

[Season Over]

Ron ****ing Swanson

 

[seenoevil]

Sherlock

[JAHV76]

Clay Aikens

[Lhalo]

I don't think some of you guys get the point of this thread.

[Chuck]

Richard Simmons.

[Taylor]

A razor blade.

[Taylor]

I don't think some of you guys get the point of this thread.

 

Right. The point is that nothing is straighter than Ernesto Frieri's fastball. Not even Mike Trout taking a shower and using the pelt of a bear paw as his wash cloth.

[Skankhunt42]

Mike Scioscia's penis when he see's a plate of fresh baked ziti

[EDinTUSTIN]

A glass of Ardbeg 10-year.

Which actually might go very well with a Frieri appearance.

Lol   This!

[HeavenlyHalos]

I don't think some of you guys get the point of this thread.

 

After reading this post, I thought about it and couldn't believe how dumb I was for not getting it based on Taylor's OP. I followed it up by deleting by original post, thus destroying the evidence that I ever did not get it. So now I can say, I can't believe how dumb some of you are for not getting this thread. My god people, read a book.

[ELEVEN]

Men who don't read books