Adam

Sadly, my first reaction was "thankfully it was only 30 or so people who died." 
 
Our new normal. Blows. 

A fully scripted speech at AIPAC. The adoring masses get to watch their hero turn into a politician before their eyes.

I've never seen so many unemployable people in one building

I've never seen so many unemployable people in one building

Well, I guess we better change our Facebook profile pictures

I've never seen so many unemployable people in one building

Sell more Budweiser and have nicer lawns

I'm kind of with you here. This is one of the rules of gambling. The principle of pot odds suggests that we are due.
 
I don't think I can handle it if he sucks. I'm gonna lose my shit the first time AO calls him Daniel Nada

Christie's belt is just about at his tits, which is nice

I was thinking of buying a Nordic Track trainer

I'm kind of with you here. This is one of the rules of gambling. The principle of pot odds suggests that we are due.
 
I don't think I can handle it if he sucks. I'm gonna lose my shit the first time AO calls him Daniel Nada

he banged your girlfriend, crapped in your toilet and didnt flush...and you just kind of let it go because you dont want problems.

I'm kind of with you here. This is one of the rules of gambling. The principle of pot odds suggests that we are due.
 
I don't think I can handle it if he sucks. I'm gonna lose my shit the first time AO calls him Daniel Nada

I'm kind of with you here. This is one of the rules of gambling. The principle of pot odds suggests that we are due.
 
I don't think I can handle it if he sucks. I'm gonna lose my shit the first time AO calls him Daniel Nada

I'm kind of with you here. This is one of the rules of gambling. The principle of pot odds suggests that we are due.
 
I don't think I can handle it if he sucks. I'm gonna lose my shit the first time AO calls him Daniel Nada

I'm kind of with you here. This is one of the rules of gambling. The principle of pot odds suggests that we are due.
 
I don't think I can handle it if he sucks. I'm gonna lose my shit the first time AO calls him Daniel Nada

I've got the hat at my house still. 
 
I'm just going to hang it in my office unless one of you guys closer to Mike would like it. 
 
PM me. 

Put it in the glass case with our WS trophy.

Christie's belt is just about at his tits, which is nice

I'm kind of with you here. This is one of the rules of gambling. The principle of pot odds suggests that we are due.
 
I don't think I can handle it if he sucks. I'm gonna lose my shit the first time AO calls him Daniel Nada

I've got the hat at my house still. 
 
I'm just going to hang it in my office unless one of you guys closer to Mike would like it. 
 
PM me. 

Sledge Hammer and Remington Steele were also great

10/10 thread.
Would try to understand again.

I got Mike an interview with my company a few years ago. We were looking for an Accounts Receivable guy. He told me his experience was in Accounts Payable. WTF do I know about it? I tell him "whatever dude... accounting. Come in for an interview." Our Finance guy and CEO still talk about how awesome Mike was in the interview. "I don't know shit about Accounts Receivable. I told Adam I was an A/P guy."