Bobster7587

No reason to move Trout from the 2 hole.
Also, no reason to move him out of the 2 spot in the lineup.

I can't wait until he faces Jordyn Adams' son 

WTF!?!? I'll be at the game tomorrow, guess I get to see John Lamb....

WTF!?!? I'll be at the game tomorrow, guess I get to see John Lamb....

Not if Kinsler gets to him first.

WTF!?!? I'll be at the game tomorrow, guess I get to see John Lamb....

It doesn't make one lick of sense. Cleanup belongs to Upton. Period.
Putting Pujols there is most certainly due to some clause in his contract and I find that very selfish for someone who's supposedly only interested in winning.

The pen really stepped up tonight.   Scioscia used them perfectly.  

Anymore of Vlad’s kids available yet?

I think you're mixing up your frequently visited websites, Adam.

If the syndrome fits, he's gotta sit.
 
 
i still got it!
 

Lol this is actually real. 

Here are the items that will be in the gift basket.  I hope the winner enjoys this.  
 


 

On the sixth day, The Lord said, "Thy team has more than five healthy starters." With that, The Lord stretched out His hand and touched JC Ramirez on the elbow. 
On the seventh day, The Lord rested. Looking out upon all creation, He proclaimed, "Ya, fuckin' eat that. Go Astros."
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EDIT: Can someone explain why I'm being downvoted? Lol
EDIT 2: Random guess is because I'm parodying the bible, which some would consider blasphemous?

Thanks for the updates gents!

Something something yacht fuel, something something Pujols 

Sounds like he'll be great as long as we don't ask him to steal bases - seems like he gets caught a lot.

They're also about the same height.

hahaha... @Chuckster70 now roots for a Yankee!

Cox is standing too erect on the mound, thus not leveraging his length as he thrusts towards the plate. 
I challenge anyone to seriously tell me that's not a legit thing you could hear out of Gubi in a game this year. 

It sucks that Claude now has to hate Trout.  

I will be there.  I am so ready for spring training.  

I've been to the Coliseum a few times and have never really had any issues there. Moved to the Sacramento area in 2016 so the Coliseum is obviously the closest stadium for me to see a road game. Went to opening day last year, and didn't have any issues at all. Just some light ribbing, there was a decent amount of Angel fans there. They also retired Rickey's number before the game, which was cool.
My wife had never been there before. When we got off the freeway and could just barely see the edge of the coliseum off in the distance, I pointed to it and sarcastically said "There's the stadium, isn't it beautiful!?". She thought I was kidding. "Wait, that big ugly concrete thing is really the stadium!? Seriously!?". There was also a huge banner hanging on the side of the stadium that said "WELCOME TO THE HOME OF"....the rest of the banner was blank. I should have taken a picture of that. 
I also went to the Coliseum back in 2008 with a buddy of mine. It was a getaway day game and the stadium was practically empty. We were sitting like 10 rows from the field up the first base line. My buddy got TWO foul balls that day, both of them landed way up above us and just rolled down the steps to us because there was no one there to grab them. Good times. 

Simmons should get Wilson's old shampoo gig because he is Head & Shoulders above the rest of that field.