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That was such a terrible day. I don't think I have ever been so effected by the death of a person I didn't know.

We'll probably beat King Felix and then get shut down by the unknowns, as usual. 

We'll probably beat King Felix and then get shut down by the unknowns, as usual. 

Grover would have certainly beat him from home to first last year. 

Grover would have certainly beat him from home to first last year. 

Grover would have certainly beat him from home to first last year. 

Grover would have certainly beat him from home to first last year. 

Apostrophes

The Chorizo burrito and Margarita at Aunt Chiladas.

alcohol

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David Saltzer +1 possibly +2
 
Me plus three, as usual! Can't wait!!

Edge: Rakutan 

Great job Dave! Excellent work.

Is Jose Guillen still playing? Eff that guy.

Is Jose Guillen still playing? Eff that guy.

**** the Giants. This whole territory dispute is stupid. I wish MLB would step in and let the A's move to San Jose.

I am glad this post was not about scioscia running for president. Could you imagine those interviews?
"yes, the Democrats played a great campaign. The speeches were coming out of their mouths really well. Sometimes you just gotta tip your cap"

I didn't mean that he was going to get his BA up to .280 for this season. I meant that it would be nice for him to hit .280 for the rest of the year. If he had hit .280 this year with 30 homers, that would have been acceptable given his injuries. He has obviously been a huge issue for us this year, continuing to stink it up in the 3 spot. Which is why a marginal increase in performance from he and Josh for the rest of this year would make a big difference. I also would not mind if he went on the DL and get healed up, but "That's just not going to happen". 

Trout single up the middle 

He has taught cheetahs how to run.
 
His handshakes are the envy of all Freemasons.
 
The 1st base bag has sought therapy due to abandonment issues.
 
He is always credited with a double.... when he bunts.
 
On road trips, female security require him to frisk them, before boarding.
 
When he keeps his eye on the ball, the ball blinks first.
 
The "play that never works" always works for him.
 
When he is called out on strikes, it is recorded by St. Peter, for use when the umpire dies.
 
He has never adjusted himself.
 
When he pats teamates on the back, they cite it in salary negotiations.
 
4 5ths of the Earth's surface is covered by water. The rest is covered by him.

I read the thread title as "Bill Hall is black". I was pretty curious what was going to be in this thread. 

Good to hear we resigned him though.

It's obviously a case of douche-itis. Oh wait, he's on our team now. Must be bone spurs. 

I read the thread title as "Bill Hall is black". I was pretty curious what was going to be in this thread. 

Good to hear we resigned him though.

The next Willits? Wow. That's just absurd. 

I read the thread title as "Bill Hall is black". I was pretty curious what was going to be in this thread. 

Good to hear we resigned him though.