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A koala bear was new in town and was looking for some entertainment when he came across a prostitute who promised to show him the sights of the city. The koala thought this sounded good so the prostitute led him to a room where she undressed and laid out on the bed. The koala then started to perform oral sex on the prostitute. After she came the koala got up and headed for the door at which time the prostitute asked for her money. As the koala looked bemused at this the prostitute showed him the word 'prostitute' in the dictionary "prostitute - a woman who performs sexual acts for money". The koala then showed the prostitute the word 'koala' "koala - a furry animal that eats bush and leaves".

Wow, this thread needs a bump!

I remember when I first moved here one of my high school buddies dad drew a map of the Strip, including all the hotels, then asked me where I lived. Where else can you go listen to a lounge act for only drinks, then have cheap breakfast afterwards?

Ok just looking at his minor league stats, he looks fairly decent. Walks about 10% of the time, steals 20 or so bags a year, and a decent ops based more on doubles and triples than home runs. Am I missing something? Is his glove cement? It does look like he can only play 2nd, although the Dodgers experimented with him last year.

Pretty lame. Fried chicken house would have been better.

Every player has trade value. With Hernandez, the M's could get good value back, but would have to pay some of his salary. It depends if another team still considers him an ace, or a 3.

I've had my house broken into several years ago, I know the violation people feel. The worst was when my parents home was broken into. My mom had passed away, and my father was in a home. I was really glad that I had told my sister that my mom's jewelry was hers (my mom told me that she wanted her to have it). The robbers had realized no one was there (periodically my sister would come inspect the home). They had cut the lock on the garage door and put their own on it. They had taken their time and went through the whole house. They really didn't get much. My mom's inexpensive stereo, a bedroom tv, my nephews PlayStation, a slew of stuffed animals (?), my dad's tools. They had moved one of the kitchen chairs to the attic opening (probably trying find the good stuff). They didn't steal the most valuable item in the house - the living room tv. Of course it was so heavy that the guys from Stonehenge would have complained about moving it. They did take the remote though.

I have a friend like that. I added him to a Facebook music group that some of my old HS friends started. When I messaged him he replied "Cool! Thanks man!" Then dropped out of the group and continued to post music on his feed.

You brought up Trop, and I've been kinda bummed with all arm injuries these pitching trades seem to have. Could it be the organization? Do you think KC is easier on their pitchers than Houston? Or were all these injuries more a freak thing??

Cool! Saw the ads for it and have been looking for something on Prime to watch.

Happy New Year - hope everyone has a great 2017!!

Guillen?

There is a documentary of Jimi Hendrix on Netflix right now. It was pretty good, lot of stuff I didn't know about him.

Funny, I liked the signing when it was made. I thought there wouldn't be as much wear and tear on his arm since he was a reliever before that. Guess that show I don't know nothing about baseball.

It doesn't look like a bad pickup for the Angels there. (notice my non committal double negative answer there)

I was more disappointed with after the trade when the Angels basically became dumpster divers and any chance of having a playoff bound club was severely diminished.

Yes it is. Here's to a quick recovery Matt!

Maybe this will change with Eppler, but the farm has never been sexy enough to rank high. But it has in the past supplied good talent as needed to the major league team. I see that happening again in a couple of years.

Hopefully the pitcher can throw a curve.

That makes sense. It kinda sucks for him, he would basically be a starter or gone.

I'm surprised that Gio can only play 2nd. This might have a lot to do with the decision. Heck Petit even played in left this year.

I wonder if they are really trying to lose.

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ALBERT!!!!!!!!!!

So you were a perv even then.