Crampknees

Still working some at the course so don't play as much anymore.  Throwing punk kids off the course is fun though. 
 
Last weeks idiot golfer of the week came in on Sunday.  Stops in the clubhouse and wants to see the manager after 9 holes, it is too hot to play.  I come over and normally do not give rain checks to people who are too stupid to stand outside their front door for thirty seconds before heading to the course but was going to be nice and told him it is pretty damn hot, I will give you a rain check for 9 holes.  He tells me no you don't understand, we are still going to play but want our money back because you didn't tell us how hot it was going to be.....can't make this stuff up and he wasn't joking.   

Still working some at the course so don't play as much anymore.  Throwing punk kids off the course is fun though. 
 
Last weeks idiot golfer of the week came in on Sunday.  Stops in the clubhouse and wants to see the manager after 9 holes, it is too hot to play.  I come over and normally do not give rain checks to people who are too stupid to stand outside their front door for thirty seconds before heading to the course but was going to be nice and told him it is pretty damn hot, I will give you a rain check for 9 holes.  He tells me no you don't understand, we are still going to play but want our money back because you didn't tell us how hot it was going to be.....can't make this stuff up and he wasn't joking.   

Still working some at the course so don't play as much anymore.  Throwing punk kids off the course is fun though. 
 
Last weeks idiot golfer of the week came in on Sunday.  Stops in the clubhouse and wants to see the manager after 9 holes, it is too hot to play.  I come over and normally do not give rain checks to people who are too stupid to stand outside their front door for thirty seconds before heading to the course but was going to be nice and told him it is pretty damn hot, I will give you a rain check for 9 holes.  He tells me no you don't understand, we are still going to play but want our money back because you didn't tell us how hot it was going to be.....can't make this stuff up and he wasn't joking.   

Would have only taken 20 minutes if they showed him a One Direction or Justin Bieber movie. 

I used to go to Oakland all the time to see the Angels play.  You could walk right up and get tickets wherever.  I think the tarp flipped me off one time. 

I used to go to Oakland all the time to see the Angels play.  You could walk right up and get tickets wherever.  I think the tarp flipped me off one time. 

I used to go to Oakland all the time to see the Angels play.  You could walk right up and get tickets wherever.  I think the tarp flipped me off one time. 

These studies need to quit contacting MT for their answers.  They would have asked me my answer is 5 beers and some good mexican for lunch constitutes a real good nap. 

You have to be pretty much behind home plate to get some shade.  Premium level and some club level behind home you could take a stab at but doubt there will be any for a walk up.  Chuck and I sat right on the Angels dugout couple years ago and the vendors there have turkey basters you can buy. You are likely going to cook no matter what.   They are still getting over 30k to games during the week and any chance the dumb bags of hair can get to boo Hamilton and C.J. they will show.
 
I have noticed that late in the day the sun hits lt. field line the hardest and some shade could creep down rt. We had a wet June and it is now just starting to hit the 100's so it will be hot but hopefully a cloud cover or breeze comes through. I am going Fri. and have nose bleed seats.  It is still a great view of the whole park and the hope is you do get hit by a breeze.   That is where they would probably send you just walking up.  My theory is you can spend $25 a ticket to be hot or $125 a ticket to be hot. I put up with it to be able to see the Angels, well worth the trip and a nice park.  If the Twins come to town in the summer, I stay home. Have fun.

Time to outsmart Scioscia.  He may not see this coming. 
 

These studies need to quit contacting MT for their answers.  They would have asked me my answer is 5 beers and some good mexican for lunch constitutes a real good nap. 

Marshmallows will burn and melt when touching fire.  And so will your face because of the almighty Obama decrees!  This has been another adventure of Jay jumps off the couch and yells Obama.
 
In next weeks episode Jay shackels a code compliance officer in his basement and calls him Barry.    

Aside from UCLA ass which is a good topic, who answers telephone surveys anymore?

FOX News exclusive from Megyn Kelly.  Obama sending code compliance officers into yards to rummage around.  Arm yourselves, it has begun.  
 
The squirrels that keep getting into my bird feeders no matter what I do may be govt. agents.  I'm a gonna shoot them. 

A Justin Beiber swap for this guy would have been much better for us. 

A Justin Beiber swap for this guy would have been much better for us. 

A Justin Beiber swap for this guy would have been much better for us. 

That was close.  The thread was starting to smolder on it's way to self destruct and you mentioned Benghazi just in time to save it. 

This thread will self destruct in five seconds if there is no outrage.

California is still a good place to grow pot. 

I concluded my analysis and came up with, she has nothing to say.  Where do I send my billable hours?

Did anyone in here explain what a ThreadJack Bin is?  I think it is where you put your hydraulic equipment back. MT would not know because in Montana they still use oxen to lift things. 

I concluded my analysis and came up with, she has nothing to say.  Where do I send my billable hours?

Steve, didn't you say you worked at a golf course?  I work for myself and set my own schedule so goof off at the golf course a lot.  Friend of mine there got hurt in an accident so I told them I would fill in until he gets back.  I have never been on that side of the counter in the pro shop but it seems everyone who walks up has been lobotomized.  I may not last long because golfers are stupid, except for me.
Today I had a complaint filed: 
 
Him (with no tee time just showing up): I want to play
Me: we have a tournament going on, I can start tee times at 3
Him: so I can't play
Me: yes until after the tournament is done
Him: So there is a tournament
Me: Yes it should be over around 3
Him: Can't I just go out there, I won't be in their way
Me:  No it is open for tournament players only
Him: So you are telling me I can't play
Me: Check back later when it is done and I will try and get you out. 
Him: So those people out there I see are in the tournament and are here.
Me: Me no they are playing an on-line game from home and those are holograms.
 
Then he complained, LOL at golfers.  

Jay, watch the story first before just mentioning libs.  This had nothing to do with libs.  If I take my car to the shop and they want more I question them and not the libs.  If you want to make this about libs then yes I would rather feed a hungry family then feed contractors and lobbyists.  Jesus would probably disagree with me though.  Why do you even take breaks from FOX News to come mention libs here.