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Serious question. Why do they call it "taking a dump" when you're not really taking it anywhere? Why don't they call it "leaving a dump?"
 
Funk dat.

Highlight of the Pujols era

Sounds like Colby has some sand in her vagina.

If you're gonna shift then I'm gonna bunt. If you don't like it then make your 3rd baseman play 3rd base.

Maybe he has an an extremely deep vaginal bruise

Yeah, you can throw cheese and grilled onions on pretty much anything and it'd make it better.  In-N-Out has some damn good grilled onions.

I'm one of the biggest LeBron everything bashers and find those pretty ridiculous. Sure it's easier to say he's jumping ship after a finals loss, but the dude said years ago he'd like to go back.

Oh, and on the Stoner signing and how much he cost. Remember to  factor in how much money the Ducks are going to make off of Stoner jerseys in SoCal at $100+ profit /jersey.

I cannot wait for every ducks/kings/Blackhawks matchup this year. We are sure to see some amazing hockey in so cal this year!

I cannot wait for every ducks/kings/Blackhawks matchup this year. We are sure to see some amazing hockey in so cal this year!

Update from Ducks open house posted on Ducks message board:
Player Updates
1) Teemu Selanne‘s jersey will be retired in January.
2) Sheldon Souray will not return due to his injury. Murray said he is “finished.” Probably indicating he will retire.
3) Stephane Robidas status is still in the air. There is so much rehab involved that he may retire as well.
4) John Gibson and Frederik Andersen will be the two main goalies. The only question is who will be number one.
5) Dustin Penner was moved due to inconsistent play and possibly off ice activities.
Team News
6) There will be new jerseys, the current third jersey will be the Ducks home jerseys. The new jersey will be shown at the draft on June 27-28.
7) Murray did try to offer the “farm” up for Ryan Kesler. He said he is looking at other options beside Kesler and Jason Spezza.
Honda Center News
8) There is more money going to be put in the building to make some adjustments to the structure. It appears the 400 level will be getting upgrades.
9) The Wild Wing Statue is going to be moved sometime in the future. (Most likely to be with a Teemu Statue)
Final Word
10) Tim Ryan was not happy about opposing fans occupying the building during the playoffs, but he did say in the past the Ducks had around 7000 season seats sold and this year it is projected to be 12000-13000 this year!

hey flute, just a hunch, that wasn't a nipple nor was it milk.

Watch some Burt Wonderstone, some of Jim Carey's best work as of late.

I've always approached homework as a time to complete whatever you didn't finish in class. With nearly every assignment I give, I allow plenty of class time in which to complete it. I do this to try and reduce the homework burden on kids and because there are too many kids who simply won't do the work at home, which frustrates everybody involved. I rarely assign separate assignments as just homework.
There are a couple of word searches that I use with US History, but the answers have to come through answering questions from a reading, and are sufficiently challenging. Some assignments are easy, and I think it's good to mix in an easy one here and there. The motivated kids like a break once in a while, and the lower students get a chance for some easy points, which helps them.
Ideally, I would assign mostly projects and more writing.

id be happier if their stock starts going up. lol

'Step right up folks and see the amazing...golf ball...whacker guy'

Congrats to my Kings fan friends here on AW.
No complaints here, the best team won.
Rangers worked hard, but Kings dictated the play.
Enjoy your well deserved cup.

I really don't want to see the Stanley Cup tonight.  I could wait another 5 days to see it

It was the King vs the Kings.

LGR!!!  Win at least 3 games and give me hockey for another week!

Rangers win next 3, Kings win game 6 in the Garden...anything goes game 7.

OCR failed at business. Gotta change with the times or die.

Since this thread started, I cycled though all of the Queen on my ipod: Classic Queen [blue cover] and their greatest hits [magenta cover], plus I played through the two records I have on vinyl: Queen II and Sheer Heart Attack.
My opinion is as follows-
Number 1: Queen rocks so damn hard, it's impossible to pick a top song.
Even a top 5 or top 10 is a tall order.
Number 2: If you don't like Queen, then f*ck you. Seriously, exclude yourself from the genepool and do not, under any circumstance, procreate.